This is funny because two common fraternity stereotypes are one, that fraternity men frequently get into trouble with the authorities because of their wild and rambunctious behavior, and two, that most fraternity men have fathers who hold occupations of significant power and influence.
In this case the poster has found himself accused of an unspecified crime, but since the presiding judge in this particular jurisdiction happens to be his own father, he is confident that the case will be dismissed.
Of course, such a scenario is deliberately absurd and unlikely, since judicial codes in virtually all American counties mandate that judges recuse themselves from any case in which the plaintiff or defendant is a relative, due to the obvious conflict of interest which would make a fair and impartial trial impossible.
Ur dad probably a convict too stfu u fkn pussy
9 years ago at 9:32 pmGrammar Mane
9 years ago at 10:05 pmWho fucked up your mom’s abortion?
9 years ago at 10:33 pmI bet it’s somehow Steve Holt’s fault
9 years ago at 10:17 amI’d probably be retarded too if I spent the first 9 months of my life dodging a coat hanger.
9 years ago at 10:47 pmThis is funny because two common fraternity stereotypes are one, that fraternity men frequently get into trouble with the authorities because of their wild and rambunctious behavior, and two, that most fraternity men have fathers who hold occupations of significant power and influence.
In this case the poster has found himself accused of an unspecified crime, but since the presiding judge in this particular jurisdiction happens to be his own father, he is confident that the case will be dismissed.
Of course, such a scenario is deliberately absurd and unlikely, since judicial codes in virtually all American counties mandate that judges recuse themselves from any case in which the plaintiff or defendant is a relative, due to the obvious conflict of interest which would make a fair and impartial trial impossible.
9 years ago at 10:17 pmConflicts of interest. TFM
9 years ago at 11:15 amAppearing in court next to Dad. TFTC.
9 years ago at 3:32 amThis would violate the JCJ and MPRE
9 years ago at 9:31 am