Why on God’s green Earth would you want the lights turned off while you banged Katy Perry? Shit, I’d go out and buy more lights before she got there. You can never have too much light when banging a chick with tits like that.
Well Ellen’s a lesbian, and lesbians are gay. Fijis are gay, and they are technically a fraternity, so now it relates to this site. Go fuck your dog, you stupid piece of shit.
I would turn off all the lights in the house and have a three day sex marathon with Katy Perry.
12 years ago at 3:47 pmWhy on God’s green Earth would you want the lights turned off while you banged Katy Perry? Shit, I’d go out and buy more lights before she got there. You can never have too much light when banging a chick with tits like that.
12 years ago at 3:25 pmSince when are lesbian, liberal bastards frat? The fucking intern doesn’t get it.
12 years ago at 4:30 pmThis is fucking terrible.
12 years ago at 4:59 pmEllen is a Pike
12 years ago at 5:07 pmWell Ellen’s a lesbian, and lesbians are gay. Fijis are gay, and they are technically a fraternity, so now it relates to this site. Go fuck your dog, you stupid piece of shit.
12 years ago at 8:40 pmJay-Z and Ellen in back to back pictures? Must have gone to that new site TotallyFuckingSucksMove
12 years ago at 7:43 am^ that site’s name is actually kind of misleading.
12 years ago at 11:11 amtnuts, the guys who brought us RUSH BOOBS. I love you man
12 years ago at 11:57 amwell I meant guy… just him
12 years ago at 11:58 amEllen did something we all would give a left nut to do. I approve.
12 years ago at 3:27 pmTotalAttentionWhoreLesbianMove
12 years ago at 10:45 amWhat happened to Lindsay Bluth? Woof…
12 years ago at 2:56 pm