I was really hoping to see one of the numerous Down’s Syndrome children on this site to say something along the lines of “It’s Vegas not Paris. Now get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich with a side of blowjob” but unfortunately everyone else realized you were kidding. you were kidding, right? I got the impression from your previous comments that you’re not that dumb.
Because you can’t fuck girls at your table. “We drank OUR bottles at our table.” < The "S" makes it plural.
14 years ago at 8:36 pmPlural means more than one
14 years ago at 8:36 pmHaving to get girls sloppy drunk in order to slay them. NF
14 years ago at 8:38 pmTrust me, I don’t need them drunk to kill them. I will rough them up before hand though.
14 years ago at 8:43 pmSober Sex. NF. Sloppy Drunk Sex. FaF.
14 years ago at 2:27 amGod just shut up you theta chi geed y’all are so fucking dumb. I’m ashamed to go to ASU with you.
14 years ago at 12:59 amYes, but WHERE are the Sperry’s?
14 years ago at 8:39 pmHe pawned them at Pawn Stars to afford the last bottle of goose
14 years ago at 10:43 pm^this
14 years ago at 11:44 ammy documented frattiness of not having to get girls sloppy to smash
https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/658165?page=0
However; sloppy or sober I don’t discriminate
14 years ago at 9:10 pmJust stop fucking commenting on your own posts. No one gives a flying fuck that you drink cosmos. You’re gay. We get it. Do less.
14 years ago at 11:01 pm*As Shooter blows off his finger pistols*
14 years ago at 12:40 amDang! Poppin’ bottles in Paris during Christmas break. FaF
14 years ago at 9:46 pmI was really hoping to see one of the numerous Down’s Syndrome children on this site to say something along the lines of “It’s Vegas not Paris. Now get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich with a side of blowjob” but unfortunately everyone else realized you were kidding. you were kidding, right? I got the impression from your previous comments that you’re not that dumb.
14 years ago at 5:17 amTotes magotes kidding.
14 years ago at 4:11 pmVodka is for commies. And I know quite a few southern girls that enjoy whiskey.
14 years ago at 9:48 pmgirls on the west coast are one step above commies
14 years ago at 11:45 amGrey Goose. TSM.
14 years ago at 1:11 amAll that vodka is gayer than working at Swinging Richards.
14 years ago at 11:46 amwhat’s your number?
14 years ago at 2:29 pmWhy would you not buy full handles
14 years ago at 3:45 pmcause he is a pussy
14 years ago at 11:45 am