I fucking hate you with every fiber of my being. If I were to see you and your mother walking down the street, I would cut off your dick and suffocate her with it.
^^ False. If I saw you see me being driven down the street, I’d promptly tell my chauffeur to run your GDI ass over. Chances are you’d die on impact. My butler would strip your body and throw you in the ocean akin to Osama’s timely end. I’d make a pledge fly your cargos at half-staff Salute Your Shorts style, then we’d burn them to kick off a massive celebration of your wake.
If I was a hiring manager I would throw your resume in the trashcan the second I saw your golf handicap on it.
13 years ago at 6:24 pmSays the resentful post-grad geed.
13 years ago at 6:30 pm^^ obviously this is a joke you jackass this is TFM and I thought it was funny. Try a little harder next time champ
13 years ago at 7:30 pmHaving a handicap NF
13 years ago at 6:57 pmMy thoughts exactly.
13 years ago at 9:28 amWhat people don’t know about this TFM is that resume he was referring to was sent golf USA.
13 years ago at 7:04 pmRésumé*, champ.
13 years ago at 9:08 pm^shut your fucking mouth.
13 years ago at 9:16 pmI fucking hate you with every fiber of my being. If I were to see you and your mother walking down the street, I would cut off your dick and suffocate her with it.
13 years ago at 10:33 amYou wouldn’t you dirty liar.
13 years ago at 7:21 pm^^ False. If I saw you see me being driven down the street, I’d promptly tell my chauffeur to run your GDI ass over. Chances are you’d die on impact. My butler would strip your body and throw you in the ocean akin to Osama’s timely end. I’d make a pledge fly your cargos at half-staff Salute Your Shorts style, then we’d burn them to kick off a massive celebration of your wake.
13 years ago at 9:25 pmWhat a handicap?
13 years ago at 6:49 pm