I love my hound, but if he chows down on my broken-in Allen Edmonds I’ll haze his ass like a 6th year Senior unleashed on a worthless Spring Pledge Class.
Plus AE’s are always made in the good ol’ US of A whereas Cole Haans are a subsidiary of Nike, meaning some foreign chopdick half-assing his way through life glued them together for $0.37/hr.
Buy American, Bomb Iran, and Always Hit on the Sexier Sister.
^J&M’s are pretty solid. I’ve never had a pair of their loafers but the several of my business casual shoes are J&M and have been great. Plus they’re American-Made.
^^I have a soft spot for old school Polo, as I was doused in Polo Green cologne while receiving my first handjob in the 7th grade. It was like getting jacked off by a withdrawing crack addict, but it sure did spice up my movie-going experience. Wear what you like Good Sir, but I personally buy an American-Made product whenever I can.
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13 years ago at 8:34 pm^that NF
13 years ago at 8:41 pmHaving a poorly trained dog, TFTC?
13 years ago at 8:43 pmJesus christ. Shut the fuck up.
13 years ago at 9:00 pm^Haha this guy.
13 years ago at 9:12 pm^^ Using the Lord’s name in vein. NF
13 years ago at 10:56 pm^*Vain. He’s not using it intravenously.
13 years ago at 10:59 pm^ OH SHIT THE GRAMMAR POLICE HAVE ARRIVED! LOOK OUT EVERYBODY WEEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO
13 years ago at 11:08 pm^ Calm down, chief.
13 years ago at 7:58 am^^
13 years ago at 8:25 amLove buttchuggers
13 years ago at 10:27 amI’m pretty sure no one can relate to this.
13 years ago at 9:09 pm^ frat cat?
13 years ago at 9:13 pmFrat fish, it’s a tfm
13 years ago at 6:56 amFrat pet rock. FaF.
13 years ago at 7:58 am^TPatrickStarfishM
13 years ago at 8:26 amFrat ant farm. RFM.
13 years ago at 10:29 amCan I be the one to put your dog down?
13 years ago at 9:13 pmI love my hound, but if he chows down on my broken-in Allen Edmonds I’ll haze his ass like a 6th year Senior unleashed on a worthless Spring Pledge Class.
13 years ago at 9:13 pm^Everything about this statement.
13 years ago at 10:03 pm^^
13 years ago at 10:57 pm^^^
13 years ago at 6:57 amCole haans all the way
13 years ago at 9:13 am^While your opinion is noted, I’m going to have to respectfully disagree. Any company that rolls out something like this I just can’t get behind: http://www.colehaan.com/colehaan/catalog/product.jsp?catId=100&productId=648926&productGroup=648925
Plus AE’s are always made in the good ol’ US of A whereas Cole Haans are a subsidiary of Nike, meaning some foreign chopdick half-assing his way through life glued them together for $0.37/hr.
Buy American, Bomb Iran, and Always Hit on the Sexier Sister.
Your Resident Patriot,
The Baron
13 years ago at 9:46 am^ I see what ya mean. I just think they look nice haha except they fucking scuff up so easily
13 years ago at 9:59 amI like my Johnston and Murphys
13 years ago at 10:41 amI also have some polo loafers. Approvable?
13 years ago at 12:58 pm^J&M’s are pretty solid. I’ve never had a pair of their loafers but the several of my business casual shoes are J&M and have been great. Plus they’re American-Made.
13 years ago at 2:25 pm^^I have a soft spot for old school Polo, as I was doused in Polo Green cologne while receiving my first handjob in the 7th grade. It was like getting jacked off by a withdrawing crack addict, but it sure did spice up my movie-going experience. Wear what you like Good Sir, but I personally buy an American-Made product whenever I can.
Thanks for your output. I also received my first handy in 7th grade outside the pants in science class hahaha
13 years ago at 3:32 pmAsking the TFM community if your shoes are approvable. RFM.
13 years ago at 6:54 pmRobert Dingmans are pretty solid. Same going for Martin Zurs
13 years ago at 11:24 pmFucked that up lol. Martin Dingmans & Robert Zurs*. My apologies
13 years ago at 11:26 pmFILA. FaF.
13 years ago at 2:45 amI done shot my hound when he did dat tuh me. He ain’t gon’ do that again cause he dead.
13 years ago at 9:04 amTMichaelVickM
13 years ago at 9:15 amBooooooo
13 years ago at 10:27 amI know what you guys mean, my Shitsu tore apart my brand new Lebron’s, this week.
13 years ago at 1:03 pm^I will mourn for your loss. I’m really sorry to hear that.
13 years ago at 1:49 pm^^ at least they weren’t shaqs man. True loss
13 years ago at 4:03 pm^^^use the strings to hang it, along with yourself, from the balcony of your gypsy loft apartment
13 years ago at 5:40 am