Anyone with a testosterone level worth anything has to at least do some minimal work to not look like a damned ape. Shaving it bare is kind of stupid. Looking like a viking is nearly as bad.
To clear this all up. A razor may only touch your neck and above. You may use an electric razor to trim below the belt, but only if its “slightly below the belt.” If you start doing more than that you get free hair gel and Affliction tees sent to you. As well as an invite to Jersey Shore or San Fransisco.
Zero manscaping because your body does not posses sufficient amounts of testosterone to grow pubic hair.
14 years ago at 8:40 pmAnyone with a testosterone level worth anything has to at least do some minimal work to not look like a damned ape. Shaving it bare is kind of stupid. Looking like a viking is nearly as bad.
14 years ago at 3:19 pmfucking EW
14 years ago at 8:42 pmGuess you have experienced a bushmaster, huh?
14 years ago at 3:20 pmI can only imagine that the ‘romantic song’ that he plays for his slams is “Welcome to the Jungle.”
14 years ago at 8:45 pmWell played^
14 years ago at 8:53 pmNot well played, a post was already made based on that concept.
14 years ago at 2:00 am^ who cares
14 years ago at 4:54 amHope those ingrown hairs never come back to bite you in the dick
14 years ago at 9:08 pmAre you quoting a text from last night?
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
14 years ago at 1:33 amWhy are you on a geed infested site? ^
14 years ago at 8:52 am^Second
14 years ago at 5:32 pmI absolutely was not quoting that geed website, why in the world do you know that?
14 years ago at 5:56 pmand i bet you’ve never had a sufficient slampiece that stuck around after she saw you with your pants down either.
14 years ago at 9:39 pmNF
14 years ago at 10:19 pmClearly the worst post TFM has let be posted. Trying too hard, Arizona.
14 years ago at 11:28 amnice grammar.
14 years ago at 11:33 am*Nice
14 years ago at 11:42 amTFTC = To Fat To Care, because you’ve never hooked up, virgin.
14 years ago at 11:54 amThat doesn’t make sense
14 years ago at 3:37 pmTo clear this all up. A razor may only touch your neck and above. You may use an electric razor to trim below the belt, but only if its “slightly below the belt.” If you start doing more than that you get free hair gel and Affliction tees sent to you. As well as an invite to Jersey Shore or San Fransisco.
14 years ago at 1:01 pmWell, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. So fuck ’em.
14 years ago at 5:52 am