George M Fratterson I thought her name was saved under Slampiece#2. She isn’t even first string, so why the hell are you going to her? The next line should read: You can come make me a Sandwich while i bend you over in my kitchen. 15 years ago at 2:51 pm
Augusta Frational coolest fucking story i’ve ever heard, can you tell it again 15 years ago at 11:11 pm
UA Wildfrats only three bars of service? seems like a signal a GDI would receive 15 years ago at 11:47 pm
UA Wildfrats clearly meant as a joke. notice its right after the comment about the battery life… 15 years ago at 12:44 am
Respect
15 years ago at 9:20 amPlease tell me you kept her waiting longer than 5 min.
15 years ago at 10:15 amArkansas? Probably his cousin.
15 years ago at 10:42 amhahahaha
15 years ago at 1:30 pmProbably Not dumb ass.
15 years ago at 8:13 pmMother more than likely….
15 years ago at 8:35 pmfuckin retard
15 years ago at 11:38 pmI don’t believe it.
15 years ago at 10:50 amAll these are so fucking fake.
15 years ago at 11:57 amAGREED
15 years ago at 4:52 pmObviously you don’t frat hard
15 years ago at 8:02 amI have had the same text come to me. FaF for sure.
15 years ago at 1:23 pmI thought her name was saved under Slampiece#2. She isn’t even first string, so why the hell are you going to her? The next line should read: You can come make me a Sandwich while i bend you over in my kitchen.
15 years ago at 2:51 pmyeah this sounds about right haha.
15 years ago at 9:42 pmhaha Ive sent texts like this. TSM
15 years ago at 3:17 pmcool…
15 years ago at 9:57 pmcoolest fucking story i’ve ever heard, can you tell it again
15 years ago at 11:11 pmThat will be 100 sandwiches for that last comment.
15 years ago at 5:35 pm74 percent battery? Come on. You are trying too hard.
15 years ago at 4:54 pmonly three bars of service? seems like a signal a GDI would receive
15 years ago at 11:47 pmyou’re fucking stupid
15 years ago at 12:03 amclearly meant as a joke. notice its right after the comment about the battery life…
15 years ago at 12:44 am