Army Officer That Graduated From Alabama Goes On Incredible Facebook Rant About People Getting Offended
Here is the whole thing:
I’m offended that everyone is offended by something.
I’m offended that because I’m a white male, people automatically classify me as privileged, regardless of knowing where I’ve come from or what I’ve been through. I’m offended that our First Amendment has turned into freedom of speech [just as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone’s feelings]. I’m offended that people assume I’m racist because I believe in economic development by way of Capitalism and a free-market economy.
I’m offended that people who are too afraid to ask for food stamps, disability, or unemployment (because they don’t want a handout) are probably the ones who could use it most, yet the majority of recipients who do in fact receive handouts abuse their “privilege” and continue to make frivolous purchases.
I’m offended that people care more about taking down an outdated Confederate flag but don’t get riled up when their American flag is being burned in the street. I’m offended that people care more about blocking homosexuals from getting married than fixing their own, broken and unstable, heterosexual marriages. I’m offended that fast food workers get paid more than my soldiers yet still expect to get paid more than nurses.
I’m offended by people who claim how offended they are, while they do nothing but gripe about it on their phones or laptops, when they could be writing or calling their respective representatives to actually get something accomplished. I’m offended by the lack of initiative, hard work, and tenacity in this country. I’m offended by complainers who pity themselves and just want to take as much as they can. I’m offended by those who have in fact “made it” yet are too rude to give back to the communities in which they’ve come from.
I’m offended by people who vote for a person based on the party they represent, the race or gender, age or a religion of a candidate… instead of how the candidate proposes to address each issue, respectivly. I’m offended by people who aren’t open-minded and think they’re always right, no matter what. I’m offended by people who don’t listen and read and legitimately try to understand unfamiliar concepts before brushing them off. I’m offended of what our country has become.
I don’t claim to know solutions to these issues… eventually maybe we will. I just pray that we can one day change our country for the better. And hope that our offenses can turn into progress.
Well said..
[via Yellow Hammer News]
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Fuckin’ hooah, brother.
10 years ago at 1:50 pmI knew him for a brief while my freshman year at Bama. he’s and outstanding leader and infantry officer.
10 years ago at 8:13 pmReally? This army loser wasn’t even in a frat.
10 years ago at 8:51 pmTrolling will get you nowhere buddy boy
10 years ago at 8:59 pmwhile I understand you are a troll, let me make this clear: he and I belong to the largest and oldest fraternity in this country, the United States Army. We are brothers that are willing to die and fight for one another. We wear our letters on us every day in uniform. In the community we’re always representing the organization that we are a part of and what it stands for. I know many men who have either served or currently serve that are in fraternities. That’s great, but it doesnt matter in the greater picture
10 years ago at 11:32 pmNo bid
10 years ago at 11:52 pmI want to fight you so bad.
10 years ago at 9:19 amLook dude, I’m not to trying to offend you I love our boys in blue and want them to come home safe and sound just like anyone else. But at my chapter we’re all about slammin’ brews and banging babes not wearing camo and jerking each other off b/c we can’t get girls and that’s not what I expect from this website.
10 years ago at 10:48 amBecause you frat so hard, right? You’re an idiot. In case you can’t remember, your mother keeps the bleach and funnel under the sink.
10 years ago at 11:35 amJust gtfo your embarrassing my state right now
10 years ago at 12:51 pmSeems to me, the only person embarrassing his state right now is you, son.
10 years ago at 1:44 pmWhich is yet another reason why you’re a fucking moron
10 years ago at 1:55 pmYou keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you cry yourself to sleep.
10 years ago at 4:13 pmJust stfu already and leave texas while you’re at it. Your embarrassing my state right now
10 years ago at 12:54 pm@fratasaurus I know where u live and me and my marine buddies are gonna beat your ass after we done posting our piano covers on facebook and finish playin call of duty for combat training so like don’t go driving off in your white Lexus you puss ass bitch hoo hah! You no better than a god damn Arab
10 years ago at 2:56 pmGet out.
10 years ago at 3:29 pmMotion to blackball
10 years ago at 2:13 pmMotion denied
10 years ago at 1:53 amJust send me your address you badass, I’d like to leak it to an ISIL sympathizer and then watch Fox News that night to hear about your demise at the hands of a rusty butcher knife. Or just come to Hunter Army Airfield and we’ll chat bro…bring your friends.
10 years ago at 8:24 pmSorry buddy. My Marine Corps is the biggest, baddest and oldest fraternity in the world. Lol army.
10 years ago at 9:22 amHe was actually a ZBT
10 years ago at 10:26 amYou should bring your candy ass on down to Ft Hood, the 3rd Cavalry Regiment and 1st Cavalry Division can teach you a thing or too about being a man
10 years ago at 8:34 pmIf I was to offer free bjibbers, who would take one?
10 years ago at 1:51 pmI’d rather stick it in barbed wire
10 years ago at 1:53 pmTry:
10 years ago at 1:53 pmDan@grandex.co
Or
Veronica@grandex.co
Best of luck.
First of all, all redpillers are women hating misogynists who can’t get laid.
10 years ago at 1:56 pmSecondly, I just might try hotpiece, I mean who wouldn’t want a piece amiright? 😉
I’m game.
10 years ago at 2:03 pmI’d rather get sucked off by a lamprey than even entertain that thought
10 years ago at 2:22 pmConsidering that you would probably scream rape, I’d pass.
10 years ago at 3:02 pmI’d love to see what your head looked like on a stick.
10 years ago at 3:55 pmEveryone who replied to this is part of the problem with this country
10 years ago at 6:09 pmSo, the problem with America is that you can’t get laid?
10 years ago at 6:36 pmAs ive said before the jumping on the politically correct, check your privlege, anti-white male, offended keyboard warrior thing has become way to bandwagon. Its like the whiners are parasites as the hard working people who drive society basically wanna just say leave me the fuck alone. Worse is with tumblr and twitter it spreads like a disease. The Irony is the hero who posted this doesnt need any of them for his well being, but they all need him. Regardless thanks for the post Harrison. Its a shame that a fun college humor themed site has become one of the few outlets people have to push back at this getting offended tumblr culture thing.
10 years ago at 1:58 pmWell said, fratsohardUn1versity.
10 years ago at 2:08 pmHow does the warrior not need anyone but everyone needs him? How does that make sense?
10 years ago at 2:14 pmHe doesn’t need the entitled ratchet people to cook (steam) him a dollar burger, but they rely on him and others like him for safety.
10 years ago at 2:28 pmA U.S soldier hasn’t fought for American safety since World War II. And unless this dude is living off the grid in the woods, he uses goods and services provided by all kinds of people, even the “ratchet” ones.
10 years ago at 6:20 pm“I’ll give you $45 for the tall one, he can dust my fan”
10 years ago at 1:37 pmShut up nagger.
10 years ago at 3:10 pmToken, read Atlas Shrugged. A book as thick as your bicep explaining why they need him and he doesn’t need them. Also explains what someone really means when they say “I’m offended,” and generally tears liberal ideologies a new asshole to the point where many of them get angry at the very mention of it. Not everything in there is right, but a lot of it is. Also, I think that may have been what fratsohard was thinking of when he said that.
10 years ago at 6:26 pmso true. especially the “get offended tumblr culture” part. People like that are funny because they think they’re all “hipster and open minded” they’re all a bunch of feminazis who victimize themselves yet they’re just fighting fire with fire by putting an unfair amount of blame on others and refusing to better themselves. Lets hope that lifestyle along with their joggers wearin’ floral t-shirt wearin’ fads fade out of existence and are forgotten just like every other unsustainable lifestyle. Social Darwinism is always in effect. Sooner those people learn to deal with it the sooner they can make something of themselves. But here I am acting like a fuckin’ “keyboard warrior” so I’ll get off the soapbox and go clean the garage.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmPretty great except for the part about not liking voting based on party. ALWAYS vote Republican without even thinking about it. Words of advice.
10 years ago at 2:02 pmBeing an INFORMED voter is your responsibility as an American citizen. So not thinking about it the opposite of what you want to do. I’d rather have education people voting for Democrats than see people like you step up to the ballot box.
10 years ago at 2:07 pmBeing an INFORMED voter is your responsibility as an American citizen. So not thinking about it the opposite of what you want to do. I’d rather have educated people voting for Democrats than see people like you step up to the ballot box.
10 years ago at 2:08 pmI hope you get stabed by rinicerous saman.
10 years ago at 2:14 pmWhy is saying vote Republican being downvoted?
10 years ago at 2:20 pmBecause you’re the type of dumbass that gives reasonable Republicans a bad rap.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmIf by reasonable republican you mean something that would consider voting democrat then
10 years ago at 2:46 pmJust lace up and accept your laps man.
10 years ago at 8:00 pmThe parties were basically flipped back in the day. Republicans wanted higher taxes and were anti slavery I believe while democrats were more conservative and wanted states rights. Things change over time
10 years ago at 2:38 pmNot quite. It basically stemmed from
10 years ago at 2:44 pmSorry about that. It basically stemmed from FDR needing to solidify support amongst minorities, which was a key reason behind the initial rollout of the New Deal. This caused a pretty big split among Democrats on social issues but they were pretty much unified on economic policy. Republicans didn’t start getting support in the South until the Sun Belt was fully industrialized.
10 years ago at 2:49 pmWell, that was just the perfect timing to make me look stupid. Bravo
10 years ago at 2:52 pmI guess we’ll never know 🙁
10 years ago at 2:49 pmBloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, and in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
10 years ago at 2:52 pmI honestly can’t tell if you’re a troll or an ignorant high school try-hard. I really hope you’re just a phenomenal troll in that you can intentionally blur that line and frustrate the hell out of people, but I’d put money on high school try-hard. Either way, you should fuck off.
10 years ago at 2:56 pmI’M IN MY THIRD YEAR OF COLLEGE!!!!!!!
10 years ago at 3:11 pmI’m not convinced. What college do you go to? With your spelling, how did you get in? Do you even know what the third year of college is called? Which fraternities are at your school? What are their chapter names?
10 years ago at 3:19 pmSpelling doesn’t matter. Its called junior year. I’ll let you know I’m in Alpha Pi Kappa Phi but I’m not going too dosclose any further details.
10 years ago at 3:31 pmIf that’s true you should probably thank thoes liberals you despise so much. Its there work that has lowered college admission standards to the extraordinarily low point they’re at that has allowed someone as phenomenally dumb as you to be in college.
10 years ago at 3:22 pmI wonldt thank a liberal if they saved my life. they coukd push me out of the way of on coming traffic and a)l I would do woud br too slap them for beeng an Obama dick sucker.
10 years ago at 3:25 pmIn fact Id would hope they Eddie fall into the traffic in the process of saving me.
10 years ago at 3:27 pmThis is the worst statement I’ve heard. Trust me I’m a strong republican but honestly that paragraph was horse shit.
10 years ago at 4:14 pmHow?!
10 years ago at 4:21 pmHoly fuck, my cousin’s 6 year old spells better than you.
10 years ago at 7:59 pmStill hate Bama
10 years ago at 2:05 pmI feel that he brilliantly attended to every grievance that honest, hard-working Americans have. Well done, Sir. Thank you for your eloquent words.
10 years ago at 2:07 pmBut will he get counseled for this?
10 years ago at 2:27 pm99% of readers won’t get this, but it’s fucking gold
10 years ago at 3:26 pmOfficers get counseled? But what about their OERs?!
10 years ago at 6:39 pmDoubtful. This is pretty tame compared to a lot of things I’ve seen Officers and Enlisted say on social media. He’s making threats or endorsing a political party.
10 years ago at 3:26 pmDamn. I had a PT belt joke for this, too.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmhey boulevard, why don’t you actually write your own fucking article instead of just copying and pasting
10 years ago at 2:31 pm…Roll… Tide…
10 years ago at 2:43 pmThat is beautiful
10 years ago at 2:56 pm