Arnold Palmer Continues To Dominate Life, Drink Orders
In just the past few years, Arnold Palmer has done pretty much everything you could hope to do with your life. Since retiring after seven major wins, and securing his place among the world’s best and most popular golfers, he has somehow managed ways to even further improve his lie.
In 2004 he received the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and responded by giving the Commander-in-Chief golfing tips. In 2008 alone he made $30 million. In 2013 he went on a date with Kate Upton on the course named after him. Also this year, at age 83, he again got the honor to take the first tee shot of the Masters.
On top of all that, there’s the legacy of his drink. Some brave, crazy, drunk person many years ago somehow discovered that Red Bull and Jager taste good together. That guy didn’t get his name on a Jager Bomb. It takes somebody with the class and acclaim of an Arnold Palmer to not only popularize the best drink combination since whiskey and coke, but permanently stamp his name on it.
Now, 50 years after he discovered this glorious blend of sweet tea and lemonade, the world is learning the secret of how a man orders a drink named after himself.
From Yahoo!:
I chased Kesley, the waitress serving Arnold Palmer yesterday, back to the bar where she was putting in another drink order.
“How did Arnie order his drink?”
“He leaned over and said, ‘I’ll have a Mr. Palmer.’ Then he winked,” Kesley said.
Of course he says it like that. He wouldn’t say something lame like, “I’ll have a me” or something idiotic like, “Who wants an Arnie Palmie?”
“A Mr. Palmer” is pure class, something he’s undoubtedly referred to as by elite golfers, world leaders and even supermodels.
It’s a small club of people who can match the deliciousness of a drink with the legacy of its namesake. A John Daly, the vodka-infused upgrade on the classic Arnold Palmer, can’t even come close to matching its respective namesake on the course. Tom Collins, surprisingly, is not a real person which subsequently makes his drink way better than he is. That leaves the man they simply call “The King.”
It’s only fitting his namesake drink should carry the same respect.
[via Yahoo!]
Telling Kate Upton to make you the drink named after you. TFM.
12 years ago at 10:08 am“Yeah I’ll take a me” TFM.
12 years ago at 10:08 amHe wouldn’t say something lame like, “I’ll have a me” or something idiotic like, “Who wants an Arnie Palmie?”
12 years ago at 10:55 amAnd you do it anyway… What a fucking idiot.
^Look who figured out the joke! Lets give it up for the new joke explainer guys!!
12 years ago at 12:05 pm^I like the old joke explainer better
12 years ago at 1:57 pmI must’ve drunk about fifteen Dr.Peppers
12 years ago at 10:12 amI would gladly insert my penis in her vagina
12 years ago at 10:23 am^ These really just don’t get old
12 years ago at 10:55 am^
12 years ago at 11:05 amThis article was published on Tuesday, yet somehow it’s news on the following Monday. It’s just really pathetic.
12 years ago at 12:28 pmBecause how Arnold Palmer orders his drink is headline news, right?
12 years ago at 3:43 pmIn other breaking news, north Korea launched a nuclear missle last Tuesday.
12 years ago at 1:33 pmWho’s Rex Reagan?
12 years ago at 7:31 pmsounds like some beastly combo of Rex Grossman and Ronald Reagan
12 years ago at 10:22 am