Ask Bacon Anything On Cyber Dust Today
Normally I prefer to converse with TFM fans in person, because they’re usually a little more polite and I’m usually a lot more drunk than when we converse online during work hours. That said, here we fuckin’ go. I’m doing an AMA on Total Frat Move’s Cyber Dust account, +TotalFratMove. Be sure to download Cyber Dust and add us because 1) I want everything Mark Cuban does to succeed, 2) We moved our Rush Boobs photo galleries there because our advertisers are real boners about you all getting boners from this site, and 3) Like I said, so you can bother me this afternoon instead of paying attention in class.
If you don’t know anything about Cyber Dust, it’s the app that actually doesn’t save or store anything you send. That means all the death threats and post-deuce pics you send me won’t be sitting on a server waiting to be unearthed to ruin you during your future, Clay Trenton-esque Senate campaign. It’s probably also not a bad way to communicate with your fraternity so some weepy GDI looking for anything to get up in arms about and protest doesn’t stumble across an off color joke only a select few people were supposed to see and get 40,000 strangers to condemn you and your friends and call for your expulsion.
It’s a useful app, is what I’m trying to say.
I’ll see you bastards at 3pm CST on Cyber Dust. Download the app ASAP and add +TotalFratMove..
What cup size are your mother’s breasts? Answer on here. I’m not downloading Cyberfuck.
11 years ago at 10:59 amWhy do you vampires hate garlic?
11 years ago at 11:02 amBecause they don’t “Vahnt to sahk the bulb!”
11 years ago at 1:00 pmWhen the fuck is the new FRN coming out?
11 years ago at 11:15 amNot soon enough
11 years ago at 1:11 pmThis is going to be brutal.
11 years ago at 11:15 amBacon, have you even seen a grown woman naked? #FuckCyberdust
11 years ago at 11:16 amBacon, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
11 years ago at 2:44 pmBacon, have you ever been in a Turkish prison before?
11 years ago at 4:28 pmBacon, have you ever been in a Taiwanese bath house before?
11 years ago at 9:52 amBacon, do you like movies about gladiators?
11 years ago at 2:21 pmSorry I already deleted it
11 years ago at 11:22 amWhy would I want to talk to a man child?
11 years ago at 11:53 amDoes she fuck like a seal or a sea urchin?
11 years ago at 12:17 pmIf you land a wife one day (slim chance), will you insist on calling her by the name “Eggs”?
11 years ago at 12:38 pmWhen you aren’t getting plowed by Dorn, who is your second choice in the office?
11 years ago at 12:40 pm