Ask Roger Dorn Anything Today On Cyber Dust…Anything
If you were wondering why our very popular RUSH BOOBS series has mysteriously disappeared from the website, it’s not because we’re anti-boobs now. We’re not. It’s because we’ve moved the photo galleries exclusively to Cyber Dust, so the only way you can view them is by downloading the Cyber Dust app and adding +TotalFratMove.
It turns out our advertisers aren’t too keen on the idea of promoting their products on the same page we feature college girls’ boobs. It’s whatever. So, we are fixing this minor dilemma by using Cyber Dust, the app with the message-destructing feature that wipes anything you post off the face of the planet, permanently. Nothing you send inside the app hits a server, unlike that other disappearing message app you use. Your messages are untraceable. We also blast out other exclusive, explicit content that isn’t safe for the site on our Cyber Dust account. It can get downright weird in there.
To get you all familiar with the app, I’m signing in to Cyber Dust at 4pm CST on the +TotalFratMove account so you can ask me questions, compliment my hair, tell me how much you love to hate me, or even send me graphic photos–whatever you heathens desire. I’ll be on from 4pm CST to 5pm CST.
Have you thought this through, Dorn? Pretty sure the intern is still shell shocked from the last time you guys tried this.
10 years ago at 10:21 amYou think I’m scared of you?
10 years ago at 10:33 amYou have nothing to fear from me. My shenanigans are cheeky and fun. These other “monsters” though, as you guys have dubbed them ….who knows? Doubt I will have time to participate anyway.
10 years ago at 10:36 amI hope you are not scared of pictures of blue waffles..
10 years ago at 10:46 amYou’re not gonna say “fuck it” and send photos of boobs 3 minutes in like the Intern did on Friday, are ya Dorn?
10 years ago at 10:21 amThank you thank you Roger. You took my advice. Yes!!! I’m making a list of questions.
10 years ago at 10:21 amStop commenting on things
10 years ago at 1:07 pmGo back to Canada
10 years ago at 1:09 pmFuck cyber dust. And Dorn, your hair is mediocre at best.
10 years ago at 10:21 amHis hair is average. Dorn, you have old man bushy eyebrows. Next time you visit your barber ask him to trim your eyebrows.
10 years ago at 11:20 amRidiculous all around. My eyebrows are awesome.
10 years ago at 11:26 am
10 years ago at 12:18 pmBring back forums
10 years ago at 10:22 amRoger,
10 years ago at 10:29 amI am coining a new phrase. Everyone knows that RINO means Republican In Name Only.
Well, I am coining FINO. (Frat In Name Only).
You were awful close to being a FINO but you found a way to say F-you to advertisers and still be the same ole Roger that used to be cool.
Why don’t you suck him off while you’re at it
10 years ago at 12:45 pmI’ll be taking a big steamer around that time. Perfect timing
10 years ago at 10:33 amHey Dorno, fuck you. Why are you so afraid of eating ass, guy? I’m not even gonna reference whatever fascination this website has with you and little boys, out of respect. Also, fuck CyberDust
10 years ago at 10:40 amWow Dorn, I thought Christmas was last month, why the sudden generosity?
10 years ago at 10:41 amDoes Cyber Dust have a forums, feature?
10 years ago at 10:41 amI’m, not sure.
10 years ago at 11:23 amSa,me
10 years ago at 11:26 amFuck you and your forum-hating policies
10 years ago at 12:45 pmCyberdust is fucking stupid, you guys started sending out tits for awhile than had to censor them because big brother sponsors. TFM is going down the shitter, jump ship while you can Dorno.
10 years ago at 3:06 pm