Ask TFM Intern Anything On Cyber Dust, Or Just Relentlessly Belittle Him

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What’s up, you pieces of human garbage? If you haven’t heard, as of several weeks ago, the only way to see our weekly RUSH BOOBS gallery is to download the Cyber Dust app and add +TotalFratMove.

“But why, beloved TFM Intern?” you are probably asking. Well, advertisers get super butt-hurt about boobs being blasted all over the site, and Cyber Dust is the safest way for us to distribute said titties without financial repercussions. It’s untraceable, and when you send shit it actually permanently disappears and is never saved to a hard drive, unlike on Snapchat. We also blast out other exclusive explicit content that isn’t safe for the site on our Cyber Dust account. It gets real in there. Almost too real, at times.

All that being said, I’m signing in to Cyber Dust at 4pm CSTĀ on the +TotalFratMove account so you can ask me questions, call me names, tell me how late Fail Friday was last week, tell me how beautiful my mother is, send me photos of your poop, or do whatever your tiny, frozen heart desires. I’ll be on from 4pm CST to 5pm CST.

Get at me, try hard trash.

Download Cyber Dust, Add +TotalFratMove, and Talk Shit to TFM Intern

  1. FrattyCoug

    Downloading that app was a major waste of time. It’s the same censored bullshit on this website

    11 years ago at 6:33 pm
  2. 21st Century Goose

    Yea intern, or I could just call you a inbred piece of shit in the comments like usual.

    11 years ago at 8:08 pm
  3. Shut up Meg

    I hope you take this comment section for as big of a fuck you intern as it really is. Then again youre too stupid to appreciate the magnitude of how much we resent your kind, fire this useless dick monger.

    11 years ago at 7:04 am
  4. FratstarsnStripes

    “Well, advertisers get super butt-hurt about boobs being blasted all over the site”

    Every ad on this page for me: “Hollywood’s biggest Balloons” “Lindsey Lohan Looks Rough Jet Skiing in Ibiza” “23 embarrassing moments you’ll never forget” “The 70 year old Grandma’s look 40 again” “14 unbelievable benefits for seniors…” and “16 things that anonymous virgins want you to know”

    and then of course ads for “dirty rush book” and “rowdy gentlemen”
    at the top there is an ad for tampons and bath and body works.

    So no. Fuck you and your advertisers. I won’t buy any of that shit and they are not any less offensive.

    11 years ago at 9:58 am
  5. bigace

    On with the fail Friday already intern. You can save yourself time by putting this story on there.

    11 years ago at 10:18 am