Driving 50 mph over speed bumps with two pledges in the trunk. TFM.

    1. PDT_1848

      In relation to that reference. They also are quite keen to passing bills making it legal to require proper citizenship identification for any “suspicious” behavior. Their gun laws are pretty fucking awesome also.

      15 years ago at 7:57 pm
    1. fratanomics

      His shocks will be pretty much shot too. Unless he is driving a Frathoe (preferably) or something with sufficient clearance, the underside of his car is going to be fucked to hell as well.

      Not knowing your car/jeep/SUV’s capabilities is a total geed move. Even some of the best frat stars don’t have a sweet Frathoe, so give some leniency on judging. Either way, this fuck is retarded. I wouldn’t drive over a speed bump at 50 mph with a jaded slampiece’s car.

      15 years ago at 5:46 pm
    2. Brometheus

      they’re smoother the faster you go unless you bottom out. so your fucking up your car and not really doing shit to the pledges

      15 years ago at 5:58 pm
    3. thefrattestofthemall

      they’re smoother going faster up until a certain point. i’ve found the topping out speed over bumps to be about 35 in my frathoe. any faster and i get some air

      15 years ago at 7:43 pm
    1. Phratter

      I remember when I submitted my first “clever” reply to someone else’s comment.

      15 years ago at 6:45 pm
    2. bROFL

      Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl do ya?

      15 years ago at 7:46 pm
    3. IFWT

      I remember the time Bill Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him. We go off lookin for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, “Here we are.” We sat there for a year and a half until sure enough a bar was constructed around us. The day it opened, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. He said, “Always leave a place the way you found it.” TO BILL BRASKY!!

      15 years ago at 8:36 pm
    4. ummfrat

      One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I’ve got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There’s no Santa cause I ate him!

      15 years ago at 9:30 pm
    1. Fratrick Brochanan

      Probably explains why your bottom tier excuse of a fraternity never has any pledges…

      15 years ago at 8:48 am