ASU Claims “Best Bang For Your Buck” In Recruitment Emails
Two things come to mind when you think about Arizona State University: Jimmy Tatro and hot girls. And, since Jimmy didn’t even go there, it’s really just one thing: the babes. We all know ASU is Bombshell City, USA. That’s just a well-known fact. From the looks of ASU’s recent student recruitment email, it appears the administration is attempting to take advantage of this stigma.
“Best bang for your buck,” eh, ASU? I see you. Very clever.
h/t Parker D.
The best bang for my buck was a $49.99 prostitute.
12 years ago at 12:32 pmits always free when you kill them after
12 years ago at 2:26 pm“No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers!!”
12 years ago at 2:51 pmI would sexually disappoint most of the females in the above photo.
12 years ago at 12:38 pmI wouldn’t disappoint them. They wouldn’t be impressed by any means, content I guess. But I’m cool with that.
12 years ago at 2:13 pmTatro’s at U of A. Jimmy’s a little bit too heterosexual to be an ASU Pi Kapp
12 years ago at 12:40 pmAmen to that. Although they arent the top house on campus they definitely are the most FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAABBBUUUULLLLLLOOOOOUUUUUSSSS
12 years ago at 1:05 pmWeren’t they thrown off?
12 years ago at 1:16 pmJimmy’s U of A chapter was. ASU’s chapter would never be thrown off in a million years, unless ASU decides to crack down on brother-on-brother love
12 years ago at 1:44 pmBe considerate guys – if it wasn’t for Pi Kapp then G Phi B and AGD wouldn’t have anyone to take to their date parties.
12 years ago at 3:24 pmDoing us a huge favor, good thing they’ll always be here
12 years ago at 4:01 pmI mean i like it here.
12 years ago at 1:04 pmSo which high school frat star sent this tip in to TFM?
12 years ago at 1:06 pmBlonde slam-pieces with no morals. TFM.
12 years ago at 2:51 pm
12 years ago at 5:15 pmSex sells. Subliminal messaging. TFM. Why the hell else would anyone want to go to ASU without their partying and hot chicks reputation?
12 years ago at 5:37 pm