ASU Student Gets #WeWantYeezus Tattooed On Himself For Kanye Floor Seats, Has Limited Foresight
12 years ago

Per a tip from one of my favorite Twitter accounts, @ASU_Confessions, a favorite of mine because the things that Arizona State students confess anonymously are usually only heard in Las Vegas PD interrogation rooms and the confessionals of Amsterdam churches, some kid likes Kanye West a whole lot more than he does presenting himself as a respectable human being, as evidenced by a tattoo he just got in order to win two floor seats to Kanye’s upcoming show at at U.S. Airways arena in Phoenix. Here’s the picture:

On the bright side, this dedicated Kanye fan should be proud of the fact that this tattoo, should the rapper himself see it, will probably make it into the impressively self-absorbed West’s spank bank. He’s not thinking about Kim, he’s thinking about this guy’s forearm, and also, his own face.

According to @ASU_Confessions, the tweet with the most favorites will win the two floor seats. I feel like this guy has a pretty great shot, at floor seats, not a successful life. But hey, this will be one to never tell the grandkids about.

h/t to @ASU_Confessions

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  7. Fratterhorn

    Looks like he already has the Kanye bear tattooed on him so we can only assume he is of the stalker type.

    12 years ago at 2:05 pm
  8. kappakaapakray

    I hope he’s not planning to work in business. Or, you know, any industry that requires you to function in an office setting. #ForearmTattoosAreFuckingStupid

    12 years ago at 2:06 pm
    2. Rihanna Deserved It

      ^but people like this will have kids by the time they’re 23 because they’re too dumb/poor to afford plan B or shmashmortions

      12 years ago at 10:05 pm
  10. The_PA_Guy

    as she shows you her tattoo and you hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang TFM

    12 years ago at 2:23 pm