ASU’s Kappa Alpha Theta Joins Tumblr War And They Are NOT Fucking Around
11 years ago

Current Tumblr War participants:

1. Zona’s Pi Beta Phi
2. Zona’s Gamma Phi Beta
3. Zona’s Kappa Kappa Gamma

The competition has been all Zona up to this point, and it’s been intense. As if the battle wasn’t already too close to call, now inner-state rival ASU has officially entered the mix.

Kappa Alpha Theta, who a source tells me is “widely considered the top house at ASU,” showed up to the party, asked for the biggest bitch there, and slapped her clean across her face for all to see. As you can see on their chapter Tumblr page, they are NOT fucking around.

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  3. BrotherCalledSmelly

    There are my girls. Now the task be complete if Alpha Phi and DG join in.

    11 years ago at 12:59 pm
      1. BrotherCalledSmelly

        They just won PanHel chapter of the year. DG has some cuties but they don’t have the same caliber of women Theta or APhi boast.

        11 years ago at 3:54 pm
  6. mosthonorableactive

    But every year, these poor girls have fewer and fewer fraternities with whom they can make bad decisions, and no frat row on which to make them. Truly tragic

    11 years ago at 1:34 pm
  7. USASU

    They’re not widely known as the top house, they’re widely known for thinking they’re the top house. They’re definitely top tier, but they’re stuck up as fuck.

    11 years ago at 1:51 pm
  8. BeerMeBitch

    ASU girls automatically get points deducted just for going to that “university”.

    11 years ago at 3:53 pm
  9. Brolmos_the_Fratmaster

    Whenever my dumbfuck friends who don’t go to college ask me, “Why does it matter if I go to college or not?” THIS IS FUCKING WHY.

    11 years ago at 4:50 pm
  11. sigchiguyasu

    ASU theta has over two hundred girls and there are only about ten of them on this page and their tumblr

    11 years ago at 5:29 pm