Attending College Does Not Lead To Alcoholism In Adults, Penn State Study Shows
Remember when you were a kid riding in the back seat of the family car, with your parents in the front, and when you pulled up to a stoplight you were approached by a panhandling homeless person who looked like shit run over twice and smelled even worse, and your parents dropped that classic Parenting 101 line on you: “See kids, that’s what’ll happen if you don’t stay in school”? We all heard that one, and we also probably just brushed it off, because at that age we all just assumed it was a scare tactic, because who wouldn’t stay in school? It was a no-brainer.
Well, it turns out they weren’t only talking about the fact that he hadn’t showered in months, ate back alley throw-away food, carried multiple diseases, and lived under a highway overpass; they were also warning you about the strong three dollar pint of bourbon stench he was emitting as a byproduct of his unrelenting dedication to alcoholism.
A recent study conducted by Penn State University reveals some interesting information about the American college student. As it turns out, according to the study, college students — despite a four or five year hiatus as semi-professional binge drinkers — are less likely to turn into drunks in their years of adulthood.
From Penn State:
The researchers found that college enrollment may actually prevent adult substance abuse among youth who might not be expected to attend college because of factors such as low household income and low maternal education. Specifically, they found that adults would be more than six times more likely to engage in problem drinking at age 33 if they did not attend college, compared to if they did attend.
Score another one for the college-educated.
Read more details of the study here.
[via Penn State]
No, but attending Penn State may lead to therapy in butt-raped adults
12 years ago at 12:22 pmPiss-poor execution there, chief.
12 years ago at 1:43 pmCommon Sense. People who go to college on average make more money and are more successful then those who don’t. Therefore they don’t drown their away their poor people problems with alcohol.
12 years ago at 12:22 pmI like where your head’s at.
12 years ago at 9:54 pm“I’m not an alcoholic. I went to college.”
12 years ago at 12:23 pmThat kid in the orange and green needs a 9 iron to the balls.
12 years ago at 12:23 pmDid Penn State factor in butt chugging when they did this study? I feel like they would have expertise in anal insertion…
12 years ago at 12:35 pmYou have to admire the alcoholic’s dedication to his craft. He’ll keep drinking through thick and thin (but mostly thin).
12 years ago at 12:36 pmMy brake light is out… what do I do?
12 years ago at 1:06 pmJiffy Lube Guy, come to his rescue!
12 years ago at 10:09 pmGoing to Penn State does however increase your chances of getting raped in a shower by about 8.5 times…
12 years ago at 2:06 pmwhere’s my photo credit?! lol
12 years ago at 4:47 pmglad to know kappa sigma at UMiami is making a comeback with its re-founding this semester, after being kicked off campus years prior!
You’re only an alcoholic if you drink alone
12 years ago at 4:57 pm