Attractive Chick Uses Student Loans To Get Hotter, Starts Modeling Career
Chalk this one up as things that shouldn’t be legal. A 21-year-old English literature graduate took all $17,000 of her student loans and put it toward making herself hotter by way of plastic surgery. After suckering her boyfriend at the time into providing her with a nice, plump set of fun bags, she got her check from the British government and went running to the nearest plastic surgeon to get work done on her lower half. Given Britain’s laws regarding student loans, I can’t think of anything better for her to spend the money on than this.
From the NY Daily News:
Under British higher education rules, students take a loan from the government, then pay it back within 25 years once they start earning more than $28,000 a year. If students are unable to pay back the loan after 25 years, the bill passes to the taxpayer.
It’s a win-win for her, really. She gets to look hot and she gets paid for doing so, and when she inevitably goes broke years from now, she won’t have to worry about paying it all back. I give her props for bucking the whole trend that English majors are boring. With her newfound good looks, she has chosen to pursue a career in modeling. Chase your dreams, kids.
[via NY Daily News]
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Now there’s a revolutionary idea out of a Brit… ended much better than the last one.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmThe last great revolutionary idea by a Brit (note: the Founding Fathers were Brits until they revolted) ended with the creation of the United States of America. Nice try, though.
10 years ago at 6:30 pmYou tried too hard. Come back next time with fewer words and less effort.
10 years ago at 7:16 pmYeah I mean could possibly of come from England in the last 300+ years
10 years ago at 12:23 amPlease take Phi Psi out of your name. You disgrace my fraternity.
10 years ago at 12:08 pmand to think i spent half of my loans on shitty beer and hot cheetos…
10 years ago at 3:39 pmLoans. NF.
10 years ago at 7:41 pmFAP
10 years ago at 9:23 pmFamily took them out in my name, then paid them off, hello awesome credit score, 0 down on my first car with 2% interest, yeehaw
10 years ago at 11:49 amPretty much this. It’s a solid play.
10 years ago at 9:08 pmPics? The hell?
10 years ago at 3:58 pmBragging about leaching off the government. NF
10 years ago at 4:03 pm
10 years ago at 1:51 pmNeed more pics… For, uh, evidence.
10 years ago at 5:12 pmC’s get degrees. DD’s don’t need degrees
10 years ago at 5:40 pmThis is a power move.
10 years ago at 7:21 pmFuckin’ Brits
10 years ago at 9:05 pmI’m surprised she didn’t spend it all on dental work.
10 years ago at 9:51 pmAs an english major, she made the right choice.
10 years ago at 11:07 pm