Only knowing the lyrics to "Piano Man" when liquored up. TFM.

    1. ImNateHlggers

      I’m actually on my porch right now smoking a cohiba and drinking 18yr old scotch so jokes on you.

      12 years ago at 11:58 am
  1. General Fratmoreland

    SING US A SONG, YOU’RE THE PIANO MAN. SING US A SONG TONIGHT. WELL WE’RE ALL IN THE MOOD FOR A MELODY, AND YOU’VE GOT US FEELIN’ ALRIGHT.

    I do birthdays, weddings, and the occasional bar mitzvah.

    12 years ago at 11:48 am
    1. General Fratmoreland

      ^ YOU SIR… are a genuinely decent human being, and I wish you nothing but success in your future endeavors.

      12 years ago at 4:10 pm