Gob: “I’ve got this Christian girlfriend now, and she’s trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son, and I’m trying to get her to renounce god and fuck me and I just want to … prove to her that I’m worth it.”
Saying I’m a Christian but still having premarital sex with with every slam I meet, sodomizing them, lying and saying I actually liking them, smoking dope, buying alcohol and tobacco for middle schoolers, and beating the shit out of my dog and cat when they piss in my house. TFM.
Oh good. We got rid of Scbro91 just to get his little brother shepherd. Run along child and let the men talk. Go help the women in the kitchen, those cookies aren’t going to bake themselves.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation UNDER GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Hahahaha, this is great.
14 years ago at 12:42 pmGob: “I’ve got this Christian girlfriend now, and she’s trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son, and I’m trying to get her to renounce god and fuck me and I just want to … prove to her that I’m worth it.”
14 years ago at 2:54 pmSaying I’m a Christian but still having premarital sex with with every slam I meet, sodomizing them, lying and saying I actually liking them, smoking dope, buying alcohol and tobacco for middle schoolers, and beating the shit out of my dog and cat when they piss in my house. TFM.
14 years ago at 3:07 pm^WTF bro?
14 years ago at 7:26 pm^Second, I have no idea what Bubba is rambling about.
14 years ago at 8:59 pmchurch girls are sluts.. Yes
14 years ago at 12:43 pmgo back to reddit you fucking geed
14 years ago at 12:46 pmBarney Stinson?
14 years ago at 12:50 pmBarney Stinson. FAF.
14 years ago at 4:41 pmNPH. FAF.
14 years ago at 8:07 amBelieving in a magic sky wizard. NF
14 years ago at 12:58 pmIn God We Trust.
14 years ago at 1:06 pmbitch.
^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrjMkeXGfGM
14 years ago at 1:07 pmSeperation of church and state
14 years ago at 1:09 pm^This……guy is an idiot.
14 years ago at 1:19 pmProve your religion right and I will gladly shut the fuck up.
14 years ago at 1:23 pmOh good. We got rid of Scbro91 just to get his little brother shepherd. Run along child and let the men talk. Go help the women in the kitchen, those cookies aren’t going to bake themselves.
14 years ago at 1:27 pmI pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation UNDER GOD, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
14 years ago at 1:41 pmI’m sure 90% of the people here know this, but for the other 10% (including, probably, cixelsyd), “under God” was only added in the 50s.
14 years ago at 1:59 pmTreaty of Tripoli. Plus the absurdity of the whole god thing.
14 years ago at 2:21 pmI smell some liberal tendencies…
14 years ago at 2:24 pmI don’t really read books like harry potter and lord of the rings…
14 years ago at 2:34 pmNo one gives a shit if you are religious or not and it certainly doesn’t determine whether you or frat or NF.
14 years ago at 2:48 pm^Yes, yes it does….
14 years ago at 6:09 pmThinking “challenge accepted” when she mentions her age. TstatutoryM
14 years ago at 1:09 pm^This guy…should probably find a safehouse somewhere.
14 years ago at 1:26 pmI’m staying with R. Kelly this fall, anyone down for a sleepover?
14 years ago at 1:28 pmI call the top bunk.
14 years ago at 1:53 pmFucking girls in the christian sorority. TFM.
14 years ago at 2:04 pmAMEN!
14 years ago at 5:17 pmSeeing who can last the longest without premarital sex. I think you lost this challenge, atleast I hope.
14 years ago at 7:28 pm