That awkward moment when you meet someone who works at your country club. TFM.

13 years ago
  3. Lil B

    YES I LOVE EVERYONE ITS TRUE I JUST DONATED MONEY TO CANCER PATIENTS YESTERDAY YOU SHOULD DO THAT SAME SPREAD THAT LOVE LIKE A HAPPY VIRUS – Lil B

    13 years ago at 5:33 pm
    1. Joran van der Frat

      I hope you get cancer and none of the money you donated is used to treat you.

      13 years ago at 5:55 pm
    2. PIKEpledge

      ^^ just give it up LIL B. We’ll probably see an obituary of you in the paper from inflicted gunshot wounds. Fuck you.

      13 years ago at 10:23 pm
    3. The_ChiIis_Guy

      So… you hope he pays for his own cancer treatment? Total No Health Insurance Move.

      13 years ago at 10:25 pm
    5. BrobHuggins

      Why does everyone hate on Lil B’s impeccable and futuristic swag? Based 33rd Degree Master Mason Chef Green/White/Black/Red Swoop Swoop Swag -Lil B

      13 years ago at 1:19 am
    6. Lil B THE BASEDGOD

      HI BROBHUGGINS I HAVE TO CORRECT YOU WHEN YOU SAY THE COLORS YOU ARE MISSING BLUE FLAME AND EVIL RED FLAME AND RED FLAME DEVIL MUSIC EDITION KEEP UP TO DATE WITH LIL B MUSIC AND YOU WILL BE A TRUE HISTORIAN – Lil B

      13 years ago at 3:49 am
  4. BamaForRomney

    Guys, I’m taking a shit at a bar and there’s no toilet paper. Any tips?

    13 years ago at 6:08 pm
    1. Fratsolutely

      If you’re wearing underwear use it and then ditch it and free ball for the night.

      13 years ago at 6:12 pm
    4. vandy

      When you’re sittin’ on the John and the toilet paper’s gone, be a man! Use your hand!

      13 years ago at 8:12 pm
    8. Ron Washington

      Depends on how messy it is. Possibly should just clamp his ass and scoot over to the next stall.

      13 years ago at 11:07 pm
  9. FraternitynotFrat65

    That awkward moment in Alabama when you’re related to almost everyone you see.

    13 years ago at 9:47 pm
    2. PIKEpledge

      ^ that’s a bad disease. I shadowed with a neurologist and saw ALS patients. It’s a very brutal and terrible death.

      13 years ago at 10:22 pm
    3. BrobHuggins

      Pike Pledge I hope you get crohn’s disease then someone sew’s your butthole shut you piece of shit.

      13 years ago at 1:21 am
  10. Fraterick Southgate

    Random, but anyone else just pay to watch that UFC fight card? Glad to see good ol’e Georgia redneck Forrest Griffin win, and was proud to see the crowd chanting USA against that brazilian bIackie silva.
    (And before anyone calls me out, paying to watch n!gs fight is FAF. Its evolved cockfighting)

    13 years ago at 11:15 pm
    1. AlphaPhiLovesButtpee

      I did watch that fight as well. Glad to see the white man came out on top.

      13 years ago at 11:27 pm
    2. KStateWildfrats

      Sonnen could have won if he didn’t fuck himself by tripping while trying to do that spinning punch. He was dominating the fight up until that point.

      13 years ago at 1:30 am
    3. Fraterick Southgate

      If any of you watched the post-fight presser, Chael complains that “North America is the only country in the world who’s fans don’t root solely for their country’s fighters”
      So Chael, I guess we annexed Canada and Mexico? TFTC?

      13 years ago at 1:33 am