Auburn Finally Replacing Oaks At Toomer’s Corner, Raising Gigantic Middle Finger To Bama
In 2010, an idiot Alabama superfan named Harvey Updyke poisoned the famous oak trees at Toomer’s Corner on Auburn University’s campus because he felt it was the only way to properly express his hatred for Auburn. Updyke spent six months in Lee County Jail for murdering trees and defacing one of Auburn’s most famous landmarks.
Auburn ain’t layin’ down. This here’s the SEC and War Damn don’t take no crap from nobody! The university plans on planting new trees on February 16, 2015. The trees are actual clones of the original oaks and are “mature” trees, so students will be able to “roll the oaks” ASAP.
Apparently, this was the plan all along. No way they were gonna lay down for a guy who looks like this.
“Our goal all along was to restore the corner with large trees at the earliest opportunity,” said Dan King, assistant vice president for Facilities Management. “Last summer we completed the hardscape to improve aesthetics and the pedestrian experience. The only thing missing was the trees. We think this plan honors the tradition of the historic original oaks.”
In addition to the trees at Toomer’s Corner, 30 oak trees will now run from Sanford Hall to Toomer’s Corner.
War Damn Eagle.
[via Dr. Saturday]
Image via Wikipedia
We’re still waiting for Fail Friday and you give us a story about trees?
11 years ago at 3:23 pmFuck bama
11 years ago at 3:26 pmThis by far is the gayest article TFM has ever posted. How are you still employed?
11 years ago at 3:27 pm^^They are more than just trees, you irreverent dickwaffle. It’s an 80 year old tradition reinstated, and one of the most unique in college sports at that.
11 years ago at 3:32 pmWe have about 50 trees on our campus that are older than your cow college, but we don’t worship them.
11 years ago at 1:37 pmRoll Tide
11 years ago at 3:32 pmCan you get buttraped in jail (as opposed to prison)? Because Lee County is pretty much all Auburn fans…
Lol he definitely got buttraped
11 years ago at 3:33 pmIt tends not to happen in jail as those individuals still have at least some shot at making something of themselves.
11 years ago at 3:41 pmI’m raising a gigantic middle finger to you right now too, champions. Give us fail Friday.
11 years ago at 3:41 pmWhen the title said “raising a giant middle finger to Bama,” I envisioned the new trees being cut into the shape of Chris Davis as he returned that field goal
11 years ago at 3:47 pmHarvey Updyke’s Halloween costume this year? A dead tree. If only someone dressed as a chainsaw could have had their way with him.
11 years ago at 3:50 pmHey, gig em.
11 years ago at 6:23 pm