Auburn Is Replacing The Trees At Toomer’s Corner With Poles And Wire

Harvey Udyke, the gift that keeps on giving.

Rewind back to the 2010 college football bowl season when Alabama superfan Harvey Updyke called into the Paul Finebaum radio show to confess to poisoning the iconic oak trees on Toomer’s corner, and now, over two years later, the battle to save these vital pieces to the Auburn tradition is coming to a close.

The city of Auburn will replace the trees with three concrete poles connected by wire as a means to keep what’s left of the tradition of rolling Toomer’s Corner alive, that is to allow Auburn fans to chuck the TP up on the wires like they used to do the trees. It’s unclear from the article — maybe as a gesture to let the Auburn folks down a bit easier — whether the trees will be cut down, uprooted, trimmed back, or by other means, but scenes like this one will likely never be the same.

From the Montgomery Advertiser:

Auburn city officials plan to replace the iconic oak trees at Toomer’s Corner with a system of wires to allow students and sports fans to continue the tradition of rolling.

Assistant City Manager Kevin Cowper tells the Opelika-Auburn News the city will install three concrete poles and string wires between them to catch toilet paper fans typically draped over the poisoned oak trees. Cowper says the wiring system will be installed after the 2013 season.

Goddamn you, Harvey.

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[via Montgomery Advertiser]

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  1. tuffy11111

    Can’t replace the dead trees with more trees because of the poison that douche used. They would have to dig up all dirt in that block before they would be able to plant anything again. Even the trees across the street are dying. Thanks douche.

    12 years ago at 3:19 pm
    1. BROmine Jefferson

      He used Spike 80 DF, a commercially available herbicide. He just used a metric shit-ton of it

      12 years ago at 1:01 pm
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      That stuff will kill anything, and ruins the soil for years, if not decades. When I worked a summer for a landscaping company we used it and my boss described it as “scorched earth”… And you have to pay for an environmental study to use it in some counties because the groundwater can turn really bad. It’s not your Home Depot Roundup, it’s poison.

      12 years ago at 2:45 pm
  2. Southern Frat 69

    Holy fuck, if I ever see Updyke’s stupid fucking hillbilly ass in person I will beat the dog shit out of him. And yes, bro, I am mad.

    12 years ago at 3:35 pm
  3. Loafer

    Something you’ve been doing for a few decades doesn’t constitute a tradition. Go to hell Auburn.

    12 years ago at 9:26 pm
    1. Success

      The tradition dates back to the days when Toomer’s had the only telegraph in the area you idiot. Regardless, yes, thirty years constitutes a tradition. Never go full retard.

      12 years ago at 4:32 pm
  4. War Damn USA

    To everyone that says that they are just trees and Auburn is butthurt…imagine someone from your rival school sneaking in in the middle of the night and not only vandalizing your school’s greatest landmark but completely destroying it. I honestly can not imagine what bammers would do if a UT or AU fan stole the Bear Bryant or Nick Saban statues or someone fucked up Clemson’s gay ass hill that they run down.

    12 years ago at 12:59 pm
  5. BoddaGettaBoy

    wiring system is only for this year, they are uprooting the trees after the season and are planning to plant new ones next spring/summer

    12 years ago at 5:41 pm
  6. ObamaWearsHollister

    Is he going to be invited to any more of UA’s football teams circle jerks?

    12 years ago at 10:41 pm
  7. RagingMegaHugeBoner

    It’s just a temporary thing they are doing until they begin work on the badass new entry way they have planned to replace the trees.

    12 years ago at 4:07 pm
  8. SEC wins

    Updyke is the lowest class of scum the SEC has seen in years. This guy is no true Alabama fan, they sir have class

    12 years ago at 11:30 pm