Auburn Releases Fabulous New Practice Pants (NSFW)
12 years ago

With the college football season a month away, fall camp is starting back up across the nation. Auburn began practice this week, and Tiger fans couldn’t wait to catch a glimpse of the 2012 edition of their beloved squad. With unbridled anticipation, fans flocked to their favorite Auburn websites to see what kind of shape these guys stayed in during the offseason. They wish they hadn’t.

They were greeted with some offensive material, smacked right in the face with uncomfortable man thigh, ass, and bulge. Right in the face. The practice pants were designed by new strength and conditioning coach, Richard Simmons. He went with the 3″ inseamed spandex trunks, the cock-n-balls version, a bold move indeed. Man meat is scattered all over the place.

They look like gay versions of Tony Perkis out there.

I present to you the 2012 Auburn Tigers:

  4. ice cold frat

    This clothing line is available for children. It’s called: Inspired by Sandusky

    12 years ago at 10:06 am
    2. 1844_The_Win

      Agreed. There is a surprising amount of animosity for this article on the site that used to say anything longer than a 5″ inseem was NF. Short shorts are the best invention since America.

      12 years ago at 4:39 pm
  9. Kaleth

    Sky’s out, thighs out, Dorn. Get with it. You’ve been trapped in your trouser-like dungeon for too long. There’s a whole world out there, and they want to see your legs.

    12 years ago at 10:17 am
    1. Whiskey and Butt Pee

      Are your “fratkhakis” skin tight and spandex, you fucking waste of life.

      12 years ago at 10:40 am