Auburn Releases Fabulous New Practice Pants (NSFW)
With the college football season a month away, fall camp is starting back up across the nation. Auburn began practice this week, and Tiger fans couldn’t wait to catch a glimpse of the 2012 edition of their beloved squad. With unbridled anticipation, fans flocked to their favorite Auburn websites to see what kind of shape these guys stayed in during the offseason. They wish they hadn’t.
They were greeted with some offensive material, smacked right in the face with uncomfortable man thigh, ass, and bulge. Right in the face. The practice pants were designed by new strength and conditioning coach, Richard Simmons. He went with the 3″ inseamed spandex trunks, the cock-n-balls version, a bold move indeed. Man meat is scattered all over the place.
They look like gay versions of Tony Perkis out there.
I present to you the 2012 Auburn Tigers:
- [via Saturday Down South]
- [via AuburnSports]
These chubbies are going to win them the national championship. Well probably not, but they look frat as fuck.
12 years ago at 10:37 am#35 appears to have had knee surgery recently. Would be a shame if he were to be re-injured.
12 years ago at 11:33 am^^Spot on.
12 years ago at 7:15 pmJay Prosch (35) is also an all american fullback and the strongest person on the team according to sources.And the scar is from a staph infection. Don’t place your bets yet
12 years ago at 11:46 amHe also happens to look like he ran a 40-yard dash in a 30-yard room.
12 years ago at 1:58 pm^^^^ Don’t fuck with Prosch man, he’d fuck McCoy’s mom.
12 years ago at 5:39 pmI was waiting for a “Now those are balls!” comment from Dorn.
12 years ago at 10:49 amWish I could add audio.
12 years ago at 11:01 amMaybe your Senior Designer and Web Developer can make that happen. Oh wait, you don’t have one, BITCH!
12 years ago at 2:21 pmOh shit you sure got him!
12 years ago at 10:39 am^
12 years ago at 10:05 pmDorn had a half-chub while writing this
12 years ago at 10:52 amsurprised he kept it at half
12 years ago at 12:27 pmI’m going to assume Dorn doesn’t support Chick-fil-A.
12 years ago at 11:05 amSpot on, sir, I laughed.
12 years ago at 9:44 pmThis team looks like dog shit
12 years ago at 11:06 amFrom an ACC fan….nuff said
12 years ago at 12:52 pmTake it easy on the guy, he has PTSD. Post Traumatic Seventy-33 Syndrome
12 years ago at 1:24 pm*Disorder…fail…either way. fuck Clemson and the ACC
12 years ago at 1:26 pm^ It’s Auburn, you fuck.
12 years ago at 2:18 pm^No shit, you fuck…I’m assuming your pledge ed was blocking your view with his base, and you didn’t realize that I’m talking about Old Dirt Hill who seems to be an irrational Clemson fan clinging to the fact that they beat Auburn last year. Run the hill fuckface.
12 years ago at 2:43 pm^Clemson is a fucking joke. They are a wanna be Auburn and act like they have just won the national championship anytime they beat Auburn (one out of the last fifteen to be exact). War Damn SEC.
12 years ago at 3:13 pmThe ACC is a fucking joke. Thanks to Clemson’s incompetency WV now has more BCS bowl wins than their entire conference. How they were an overwhelming favorite in Miami is beyond me…you can also thank UGA and OU for that.
12 years ago at 3:31 pmYou know how I know you’re gay?
12 years ago at 11:38 amIs it my shorts?
12 years ago at 1:54 amMight as well have poured bleach in my eyes.
12 years ago at 12:26 pmWar Damn Eagle
12 years ago at 12:29 pm^
12 years ago at 3:14 pm^^
12 years ago at 7:51 pmForever Bama’s bitch. rtr.
12 years ago at 10:01 pm^^^^
12 years ago at 5:41 pm^^ Auburn and your sister can’t both be your “bitch.” Pick one.
12 years ago at 9:54 amSky’s out, Thigh’s out
12 years ago at 12:42 pmAlways knew chizik was a fuckin queer.
12 years ago at 12:52 pm^ Ha, I’ll allow it.
12 years ago at 1:19 pm