Auburn Releases Fabulous New Practice Pants (NSFW)
12 years ago

With the college football season a month away, fall camp is starting back up across the nation. Auburn began practice this week, and Tiger fans couldn’t wait to catch a glimpse of the 2012 edition of their beloved squad. With unbridled anticipation, fans flocked to their favorite Auburn websites to see what kind of shape these guys stayed in during the offseason. They wish they hadn’t.

They were greeted with some offensive material, smacked right in the face with uncomfortable man thigh, ass, and bulge. Right in the face. The practice pants were designed by new strength and conditioning coach, Richard Simmons. He went with the 3″ inseamed spandex trunks, the cock-n-balls version, a bold move indeed. Man meat is scattered all over the place.

They look like gay versions of Tony Perkis out there.

I present to you the 2012 Auburn Tigers:

  3. rollinghills_bro

    dear Lord, i came in here thinking this was a post on football? and all i saw was something like a UC Berkeley practice? is that why they call them the ‘Bears?’

    12 years ago at 1:03 pm
  6. Fratasticness

    I mean, have you felt how fucking hot it is outside? I’d be wearing shorts too…

    12 years ago at 2:16 pm
  9. Dorns_Boy_Toy

    Shiiiit. I got a frosted ass crack. Hey Dorn, would you like this for here or to go?

    12 years ago at 7:08 pm
  10. TriKappYacht

    Why is this bad? I hate Auburn and everything but short shorts are always badass, and anyone who played football knows that they’d kill to practice in those. #team3″inseams

    12 years ago at 7:36 pm