Auburn Releases Fabulous New Practice Pants (NSFW)
12 years ago

With the college football season a month away, fall camp is starting back up across the nation. Auburn began practice this week, and Tiger fans couldn’t wait to catch a glimpse of the 2012 edition of their beloved squad. With unbridled anticipation, fans flocked to their favorite Auburn websites to see what kind of shape these guys stayed in during the offseason. They wish they hadn’t.

They were greeted with some offensive material, smacked right in the face with uncomfortable man thigh, ass, and bulge. Right in the face. The practice pants were designed by new strength and conditioning coach, Richard Simmons. He went with the 3″ inseamed spandex trunks, the cock-n-balls version, a bold move indeed. Man meat is scattered all over the place.

They look like gay versions of Tony Perkis out there.

I present to you the 2012 Auburn Tigers:

  2. JoshBird22

    As a former football player I will say that I wish we wore those pants in my day. Or maybe thats the influence of being a wrestler?

    12 years ago at 12:05 am