Augie Garrido Hazes Balls Off Team

This footage recently surfaced, and gives an inside look at Augie’s inspirationally tactical speech giving abilities.

“You fucked up! That’s why!”

“This isn’t about some goddamn game! This is about our lives! Don’t you get it?” This is how you ring up five national titles, and have more wins than any other coach in NCAA Division I baseball history.

  1. 402fraternity

    That speech is going directly into the mental pledge manual. Hate UT, but Augie. TFM.

    14 years ago at 8:28 pm
  2. Breau

    “I wouldnt have to be doing this, I’d just come visit you in the hospital” Faf

    14 years ago at 8:47 pm
  3. Confederate Fratter

    You tell ’em Augie, let those pansies know we don’t take kindly to losing.

    14 years ago at 9:26 pm
  4. BallerStatus

    not sure how it’s not about the game and about their lives but I’m jacked as hell now. Augie =OTFM

    14 years ago at 12:21 am
  5. 1852gamma

    That’s what a real baseball coach looks like. I grew up under these kind of men, getting yelled at on baked dead-pan of red clay in hot Southern summers. Men like this mold men out of boys from the ground up…something I only found again in a fraternity.

    14 years ago at 12:34 am
  6. one eight 68

    I had to figure out my password and log in just to comment on this. Funniest shit I’ve seen in a while.

    14 years ago at 12:36 am
  7. Hoddy TEddy

    I can’t imagine the post game speech after LSU whipped his ass in game 3 of the CWS.

    14 years ago at 7:57 pm