Austin Brewery Releases 99-Pack Of Beer That Takes Two People To Carry
Austin Beerworks is an Austin-based brewery that makes some damn fine beers. I believe I’ve tried them all. I’ve been to the brewery, too, and it’s earned my stamp of approval. My favorite Austin Beerworks brew is the Peacemaker, which I’m now learning is being rebranded as their Anytime Ale. According to them, “Anytime” means “All the time, like every hour, for days.” Look, guys, we don’t need your marketing tactics to turn us into alcoholics. We can do that on our own.
Anyway, to celebrate the release of their Anytime Ale, Austin Beerworks has created a 99-pack of beer for $99. My calculator tells me that’s one dollar per beer, a hell of a damn deal. According to their Twitter account, the seven-ish foot long pack of beer is a joke, but it’s also real so take this shit seriously.
The Peacemaker @AnytimeAle 99-Pack: http://t.co/N2HL3Ai5xn. Is it a joke? Yes. Is it real? Also yes. Check back on Monday for details.
— Austin Beerworks (@AustinBeerworks) August 24, 2014
How attention-seeking and obnoxious do you have to be to stroll up to a party with this 99-er over you and your boy’s shoulders? I have GOT to get one.
[via AnytimeAle.com]
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A dollar a beer isn’t a good deal in a case
10 years ago at 11:33 pmIt’s a craft beer, not Keystone.
10 years ago at 9:20 amIn this case, we might as well throw Big Flats into the equation, >$.50 per can for a sixer. A pallet doesn’t even dent your chapters budget.
10 years ago at 9:36 amWait, so now hipster craft beer is FaF?
10 years ago at 8:43 amWOW ~ if it is a girl to lift this thing, is estimated to be four individuals.
10 years ago at 9:21 amAustin Beerworks, you the real MVP
10 years ago at 11:26 amseems like a convenient way to get rush beer
10 years ago at 2:47 pmhttps://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/433383045304164352/m1HB-sX8.jpeg
10 years ago at 3:21 pmThe question is, who’s down to go to the bar after this case?
10 years ago at 9:12 amA dollar a beer is a “hell of a damn deal” if you’re at a bar. This beer is on about the same level as Rolling Rock, and I would never pay 30 bucks for a case of those.
10 years ago at 3:08 pm