1. UAThetaChi

      If you’re southern you would hate the north worse than the west, worse than anything, take a lap

      14 years ago at 3:48 am
    2. nOfuXgiven

      ^no sir you take a lap, hating the north more than anything would be hating the west since it was allied

      14 years ago at 1:43 pm
    3. pikeright

      The North has Brooks Brothers, Vineyard Vines, and Goldman sachs. Getting rid of the North would be a bad thing. The West coast just fucking sucks.

      14 years ago at 9:26 am
    4. John Bell

      Good for the North. We have Southern Tide, Southern Proper, Southern Marsh, and Southern Point. The North can go as far as I’m concerned.

      14 years ago at 1:40 pm
    1. SassySigma1874

      ^^This sounds like a PeeWee Herman joke. He was the predecessor to the likes of Fratdusky, you know.

      14 years ago at 4:49 am
  1. SassySigma1874

    The United States of America: So superior that even a Brit posts a picture of meat in its likeness.

    14 years ago at 1:55 pm
    1. SassySigma1874

      Ouch. I didn’t think referencing the fact that his TFM name is Winston Churchill would be that much of a stretch…

      14 years ago at 8:06 pm
    2. Jon M Fratsman

      ^ Nah, I actually saw the name, I thought you were just making a weird joke, but obviously having been the one to miss the joke I’m commencing my laps now

      14 years ago at 10:14 pm
    3. SassySigma1874

      You’ve been absolved. Nonetheless, your explanation concerning a “weird joke” was rather nondescript. Are you able to further construct a substantial rationale in defensive of this “weird joke” that you were convinced I had referenced?

      14 years ago at 4:47 am
    4. Jon M Fratsman

      No, no, I have none, other than I just thought it was a cheesy joke haha. Obviously laps have been taken all around for various evenly distributed blunders and mishaps so I think we’re about even. Truce?

      14 years ago at 11:54 am
    5. FratHardNorthern

      Getting offended by a comment and letting it ruin your day. TSM. Since when do kitchens have a computer?

      14 years ago at 12:41 pm
    6. Brotein n Keystone

      SASSYSIGMA: I need a bologna on white with american cheese and extra mayo. Make sure to include a glass of whole milk.. and cut it diagonal this time damnit (a straight cut from corner to corner).

      14 years ago at 2:00 pm
  2. Sigbro Chi BK2683

    “Hey bros, let’s cut this steak into the shape of America, then we’ll post a picture to TFM!”

    14 years ago at 3:23 pm
    1. Fratrick Swayze 1856

      Admitting you have no sense of humor is the first step, congrats Sigbro.

      14 years ago at 2:33 am
  3. Pharaoh of Frats

    Your name is WinstonChurchill. As FaF as he was, you sir, are a traitor.

    14 years ago at 5:11 pm