The only offensive thing about the Jeselnik Offensive is that the show tries to pass itself off as comedy. Fuck Anthony Jeselnik, I hope he chokes on Tosh’s cock.
-From that same skit:
“How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?
11.
1 to do it and 10 do go, aww that’s so inspiring”
had me rollin
I’m sorry, but once you’ve watched someone with cancer die, there’s nothing funny about this. If you’re “rollin” I hope it’s because someone like me kicked you in the balls so hard that you vomited blood for an hour.
^^I’ve lost family members to cancer like many of us. I’ve been through everything associated with that. It doesn’t take away from the humor in that particular joke. I just happened to find it funny. Don’t make too much of it. It was just a joke.
Look, not laughing won’t bring them back. Getting all uppity about a joke isn’t going to help anything or anyone. Its offensive to you because you don’t know how to cope with it. Think about what the loved one would’ve wanted, you having a stick up your ass for the rest of your life or to enjoy it? Quit your bitching, its a joke. Learn to deal. Take it from a guy who lost both of his grandmothers to cancer.
Jeselnik is hilarious. He kills at the roasts and his stand-up is innovative. His show is a little hit and miss but you can’t deny he’s a funny fucker.
Jeselnik blows donkey dick.
12 years ago at 12:16 pmThis guy is an asshole.
12 years ago at 12:17 pmThat’s not an insult.
12 years ago at 12:31 pmHis show is called “The Jeselnik Offensive”. Being an asshole is his job.
12 years ago at 12:43 pm^This guy gets it.
12 years ago at 1:19 pmBeing an asshole – FaF
12 years ago at 1:48 pmBeing a wanna be Daniel Tosh its a total WBDT move
12 years ago at 12:20 pmEhh not quite
12 years ago at 5:40 pmThe only offensive thing about the Jeselnik Offensive is that the show tries to pass itself off as comedy. Fuck Anthony Jeselnik, I hope he chokes on Tosh’s cock.
12 years ago at 12:21 pmJeselnik is fucking awesome. Tosh has to bank off of youtube videos that everyone has already seen.
12 years ago at 12:47 pm^ You’re dumb, Tosh has one the of the best stand up performances out there and *spoiler* not a single youtube video was used.
12 years ago at 1:49 pm^ Tosh collectively has the worst stand up routines I’ve ever seen and that includes the time I had to volunteer at an open mic.
12 years ago at 4:59 pmTosh has hilarious stand up. Any one that thinks Jeselnik is funnier is a damn clown.
12 years ago at 6:32 pm^ this and ^^learn your place rushee
12 years ago at 12:27 am^^^ you probably like Dane Cook
12 years ago at 5:41 pmWell for everyone who likes Tosh Jeselnik writes his jokes. NF
12 years ago at 4:20 pm*To room full of cancer patients*
12 years ago at 12:25 pm“What’s white, black, and read last week? Your will”
-From that same skit:
12 years ago at 1:18 pm“How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?
11.
1 to do it and 10 do go, aww that’s so inspiring”
had me rollin
I’m sorry, but once you’ve watched someone with cancer die, there’s nothing funny about this. If you’re “rollin” I hope it’s because someone like me kicked you in the balls so hard that you vomited blood for an hour.
12 years ago at 5:32 pm^Wow, chill out. This site makes fun of that stuff all the time. Step back, but don’t fuck yourself, just take a chill pill.
12 years ago at 9:27 pm^^I’ve lost family members to cancer like many of us. I’ve been through everything associated with that. It doesn’t take away from the humor in that particular joke. I just happened to find it funny. Don’t make too much of it. It was just a joke.
12 years ago at 2:47 amLook, not laughing won’t bring them back. Getting all uppity about a joke isn’t going to help anything or anyone. Its offensive to you because you don’t know how to cope with it. Think about what the loved one would’ve wanted, you having a stick up your ass for the rest of your life or to enjoy it? Quit your bitching, its a joke. Learn to deal. Take it from a guy who lost both of his grandmothers to cancer.
12 years ago at 3:19 pmSo stand-up shots are a thing now, Bacon?
12 years ago at 12:33 pmHe did a stand up routine at my school two years ago. Guy can [i]casually[/i] rape jokes like none other. It’s awesome.
12 years ago at 12:53 pmJeselnik is hilarious. He kills at the roasts and his stand-up is innovative. His show is a little hit and miss but you can’t deny he’s a funny fucker.
12 years ago at 1:04 pmNo one outside of Texas gives a fuck about Texas.
12 years ago at 4:29 pmI couldn’t agree more.
12 years ago at 5:29 pmWhat bankrupt part of the south are you from?
12 years ago at 12:14 amYou sound like a sister fucking Okie
12 years ago at 1:55 amIf Texas was to become a country today, it would have the 14th biggest economy in the world. Fun fact.
12 years ago at 9:06 amif georgia became a country today we’d be fucked fun fact
12 years ago at 12:01 pmBrother Hero: Tennessee and nice name Geed
12 years ago at 2:51 pmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkyy57iMaB0&feature=player_embedded
12 years ago at 9:16 pmFuck Austin.
12 years ago at 6:56 pm