Bagel Shop Near Miami University Selling Bagels And Condoms Like Hot Cakes
11 years ago

“Wanna come over for a bagel and some sex?”

If you live in Oxford, Ohio, you have until midnight tonight to take advantage of this bagel-rubber combo for only $14. Two bagels, one rubber, fourteen bucks. Then it’s up to you to eat the bagels and make the sex. Bagel & Deli, “one of uptown Oxford’s favorite attractions” according to their Twitter bio, will even deliver them to you, which is so convenient for those of you who are too embarrassed to buy your bagels in person.

Brilliant marketing here. You Miami U students better eat the shit out of these bagels and then have safe sex with each other.

h/t @SheWantsTheDC

Image via Twitter

  3. DonDraper603

    This is retarded. That’s at least a 300% markup from normal price for those 3 items. Bad business Miami. Do less.

    11 years ago at 10:23 pm
  5. NautiButNice

    It’s not just a plain bagel, it’s a delicious steamed sandwich with a bagel as bread. Most are loaded with meat/cheese/toppings etc. and then pressed to perfection (kind of like a panini without the grill lines). They usually run about 7 bucks apiece so this is a good deal, really.

    11 years ago at 11:05 pm
    1. rocky of brohio

      yo nautibutnice, how is south main street this valentine’s day? mainly desired?

      11 years ago at 2:05 pm
  6. FutureInFratting

    It’s a hell of a deal. 14 bucks and you don’t even have to get off the couch/bed. (Assuming she grabs the bagels from the door)

    11 years ago at 11:31 pm
  7. ButtChuggers_Anon

    Not a terrible deal… If for some strange reason she doesn’t just immediately jump your bones because you bought her a bagel, you’ve got a condom and a piece of bread with a hole in it as a backup

    11 years ago at 4:24 am