Bald Eagle Escapes Baton Rouge Zoo To Celebrate The Fourth
The bald eagle is a beacon of freedom, and yesterday, the day before our nation’s Independence Day, an American bald eagle that was being held captive at the Baton Rouge Zoo put that freedom into motion and escaped from its enclosure — just in time to celebrate the Fourth of July.
This majestic bird of prey and liberty is currently on the loose somewhere in America (though likely still somewhere in the greater Baton Rouge area).
Also worthy of its own headline is that Baton Rouge has a zoo. Who knew?
Here’s to either a safe return to the zoo, or better yet, a safer, freer life of slaying British field mice and soaring across the skies of this great country.
[via ABC News]
I hope it flew over every MacDonald’s in Baton Rouge this morning and dropped Eagle shits on every car that ordered a McMuffin…this is America for God’s sake
12 years ago at 4:10 pmfuck Dillon Cheverere
12 years ago at 6:06 pmHow could that zookeeper not know it could fly. It either had it’s wing clipped or didn’t.
12 years ago at 6:22 pm