At the lake today and I told a group of chicks that they could join us if they showed us their tits. They did. Then we sprayed them with water and sped away in our Sea Ray 450 Sundancer. TFM.

  1. William Holden

    I hope someone yelled a condescending and derogatory comment as you drove away.

    11 years ago at 2:27 pm
  2. Dude Von Dudestein

    Sea Ray is the Nattie Light of boats. You must be poor.

    Dusting a bunch of slammies that are willing to show you their tits is also incredibly questionable. You must be gay.

    10 years ago at 1:43 am
    1. sratstar

      I think I was one of those slammies, no worries…I just got back on daddy’s Pursuit 345 and found some REAL bros.

      10 years ago at 5:59 pm
    2. "Its "Fraternity" you GDI"

      @sratstar “found some real bros” god damn you must be gamma phi… which makes this terrible story even worse.

      10 years ago at 9:32 pm
  3. Bill Bromanowski

    Yeah, I wouldn’t even admit I have a Sea Ray. The only way you could have made up for it is to have sluts on it, but you drove away without them. A Sundancer? Not frat. Maybe a 45 Bertram or a 47 Hatteras, but a Sea Ray is for non-frat posers. Cheaply made boats. It doesn’t even have rod holders.

    10 years ago at 6:06 pm
  4. Fratbovich Marine

    owning a sundancer is worse than wearing a graphic tee. get yourself into a rybovich, throw on your costas, rig up some baits, and maybe catch a few pelagics and maybe youll feel what its like to frat

    10 years ago at 9:27 pm
  5. Fraton Rouge Senior

    So let’s get this straight. You rode away from broads that were willing to get naked just to get on your boat so that you could spend the rest of the day having a sausage fest. I honestly wonder how some of this shit makes it onto this websight

    10 years ago at 6:18 pm
  6. Vaccc

    Why is it that posts like this were celebrated a few years ago, yet would probably be torn apart on Fail Friday for being tryhard-y? Life is full of tough questions, my friends.

    8 years ago at 1:27 pm