Bama’s New Weight Room Is Better Than Everyone Else’s
As if making everyone in the BCS their prison bitch for the last decade or so wasn’t enough, Alabama unleashed their latest big, veiny recruiting tool — a $9 million, 34,000-square foot weight room. Construction wrapped up in late January and it certainly does not disappoint. The weight room is not exclusively for football, though, as all Alabama student athletes will have access to it.
This thing is ridiculous. While I was at Mizzou, they unveiled their gigantic, multi-million dollar student rec center right before my freshman year and it was considered to be the Taj Mahal of rec centers in the country. This weight room makes my old rec center look like the gym at a Holiday Inn.
This is just another trump card for Nick Saban to play in the recruiting game, as if the deck wasn’t already stacked in the Tide’s favor. They are the premier sports program in the country, despite being awful in everything except football and track and field. That could very well change with the unveiling of yet another feather in Tuscaloosa’s cap.
I feel like you can’t even call this a weight room. Maybe weight cavern or weight bat cave might be a more appropriate term to describe this gigantic meat factory. Every team in the SEC has to be scared beyond their wits at the thought of Eddie Lacy and AJ McCarron having access to this kind of place all spring and summer.
“When people come to Alabama, they expect the best,” Saban said last summer after Alabama announced the strength and conditioning facility upgrades.
God, Saban just gave every rush chair in the country their closing line for rush this year.
Rush chair: “When people come to the Delta house, they expect the best.”
Rushee: “Where do I sign?”
[via Yahoo! Sports]
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The perks of having the Dark Lord running your program
12 years ago at 4:59 pmSaban fucked McCoys mom
12 years ago at 5:10 pmand came on her face.
12 years ago at 10:26 amI think it is pretty obvious that Saban came inside McCoy’s mom.
12 years ago at 1:10 pmMake Bubba big and strong so he can get him some white women
12 years ago at 5:08 pmBama should be sued for a monopoly of college football
12 years ago at 5:11 pmShit, let me guess… Harvard Law right?
12 years ago at 7:55 amQuestioning monopolies. NF
12 years ago at 10:25 amBama showing off like the two brain cell overly muscular guy at the gym
12 years ago at 5:23 pmNot saying this weight room isn’t great but A&M just built one that is identical…
12 years ago at 5:29 pmsame weights, platforms and everything.
Only difference is, Bama has three national championships in the past four years. What does A&M have to show besides Johnny Heisman’s game of a lifetime against Alabama?
12 years ago at 8:40 pmHow does 3 national titles make their weight room better?
12 years ago at 10:02 pmLacy won’t have access to it all spring and summer, he’s going to “the league.”
12 years ago at 5:45 pmUSC put in a $70 million athletic building last year.
12 years ago at 6:03 pm[Ari doing Eric’s whining voice]
12 years ago at 3:52 pm“USC put in a 70 Mmememememe”
AJ McCaron’s girlfriend better take advantage of this for SI swimsuit edition
12 years ago at 6:51 pm^
12 years ago at 8:26 pmCompensating for something, ‘Bama?
12 years ago at 7:57 pmI wonder how much of that $9 million went toward deer antler spray.
12 years ago at 9:03 pmabout $3 Million towards a stable to keep all the deer. Grow your own stuff and cut out the middle man
12 years ago at 9:36 pm