Skipping class to celebrate the birthday of the greatest state in the greatest country. Happy birthday Texas. TFM.

    1. BallHazer

      Are you fucking kidding me? Y’all care more about your state than your country? I’m all for state pride but the United States of America is the only thing i pledge allegiance to.

      14 years ago at 10:45 am
    2. Fratty Walker Blue

      Are YOU KIDDING ME? You’re name is Ballhazer… good one Geed.

      Our state’s GSP is the best in the country and the fourth in the WORLD. it’s ridiculous… Winning! What states are in debt? What states are not? why is that? Republicans and guns… Winning. Texas is an F-18 that will destroy you in the air… winning. No other state can even fly the flag at the same level as the US flag, why is that? Because we had some gnarly gnarlsons write our GD constitution, and some badass guys draft our anexation papers. We owned half of almost everything that you know to be around us today. Your brain cannot comprehend the awesomeness because you keep following orders in your state. Keep doing what you’re told even though you’ve got a liberal (,etc.) the presidential office. Every Texas born child is born with Tiger Blood.
      Keep making up shitty sign in names with your GDI computer, geed and most of all, DONT MESS WITH TEXAS!
      Thanks for playing.

      14 years ago at 11:36 am
    3. Frat Sinatra

      Fratty Walker Blue, you Sir, are a disgrace. I’m not even going to justify your comment with an argument. Just know that you have serious issues, and that you need to reexamine what mistakes have led you to have this distorted view of being an American. Proud to be a Texan? Great. However, the only thing that I can respect taking precedence over America is God.

      14 years ago at 11:57 am
    4. Frat Lord

      just a Texas thing Sinatra. We love America, if we didn’t we would have left it by now (because we reserve that right). If you hate us for celebrating this holiday, then i should hear nothing from yall the next time the General’s birthday comes around. Because that would be un american wouldn’t it?

      14 years ago at 12:35 pm
    5. iRage

      I love Texas, I love America more. And frat lord, we don’t actually have the right to secede, that’s a huge misconception that LOTS of texans have. We are, however, allowed to break up into 5 different states and fly our flag at the same height as the US flag. (this is rarely seen though because while we love Texas, most texans realize that we are just one part of the greatest country in the world and respect that a bit more.)

      14 years ago at 3:13 pm
    6. John Quincy Fratams

      Wow frat lord, “just a Texas thing”? You sound like those geeds from Jersey Shore.

      14 years ago at 4:36 pm
  1. ScotchOnTheRockJW

    Texas, our Texas, all hail the mighty state.
    Texas, our Texas, so wonderful, so great.
    Boldest and grandest, withstanding every test.
    Oh, empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blessed.
    God bless you Texas, and keep you brave and strong.
    That you may grow in power and worth throughout the ages long.

    TFM.

    14 years ago at 10:18 am
    1. Texas 1848

      That’s why we’re proud. The rest of America doesn’t care or have any form of pride cause geeds like you.

      14 years ago at 11:41 am
  2. FraturdayNightLights

    There’s a yellow rose in Texas that i am gone to see; no other cowboy knows her, nobody else but me, she cried so when i left her, it might have broke my heart, but if we ever meet again we never more shall part. Texas Women: sleeping with the enemy to keep us Independent since 1836

    14 years ago at 10:31 am
    1. I have been to Texas. That’s why I know it’s a shithole. Especially Houston and Dallas – I’d rather live in fucking Baghdad than either of those cities.

      14 years ago at 7:02 pm
    2. 1947Frat

      Have you ever lived in Baghdad? No. Shut the fuck up. Don’t ever compare yourself to my brothers in arms by saying you would rather live some place you haven’t.

      14 years ago at 10:11 am
    3. WestTexasFrat

      Blackandorange, you slapdick, not only did you disgrace our brothers in arms, but you disrespected a great part of the United States. San Francisco, which I assume the black and orange name is referring to, is a beautiful city. But it’s filled with liberals, have fun toolshed.

      14 years ago at 10:24 am
    4. WestTexasFrat

      You’re so intelligent, “I’ll say whatever I want, when I want.” What are you, 12? And I’m not a Geed, I got initiated in the Fall of ’06. Thanks for your insight though, go fuck yourself.

      14 years ago at 2:45 pm
    5. Doesn’t matter what chapter you were in. It was in Texas, and is therefore nothing but Geed with Letters.

      14 years ago at 10:06 pm
    1. Davy_Frockett

      Frattiesburg, you’d get blackballed trying to get a flight to Texas, they wouldn’t let your ass board the plane.

      14 years ago at 2:36 pm