Skipping class to celebrate the birthday of the greatest state in the greatest country. Happy birthday Texas. TFM.

    1. Frat Lord

      Texas divides in D1 worthy players between 10 respectable Division 1A schools. 4 of which are in the Big XII. And then there’s the free loading Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana and other state schools that like to take our players. Yet all of our teams can compete with any school in the nation even though our talent is diluted into so many schools. Yes. Texas is the best football state.

      14 years ago at 12:46 pm
    2. texasfrat1

      talking football theres no one single or even 2 states put together that compares to texas

      14 years ago at 9:09 pm
  1. Fratrick Brochanan

    We’re talking about the same Texas that didn’t have it’s shit together to be admitted to the Union the first time around right?

    14 years ago at 10:56 am
    1. Fratural Light

      The same Texas that could be financially independent given the circumstances? Yeah that one.

      14 years ago at 11:04 am
    2. Fratamaran III

      Texas wasn’t originally annexed because it would unbalance the free and slave states, way to know the history of this great country.

      14 years ago at 5:18 pm
  2. Frattiesburg

    Northerners and Southerners can finally unite in a mutual hate session against Texas due to a gay ass post like this.

    14 years ago at 11:03 am
    1. Frat Lord

      Too bad we actually won our revolution and don’t sit around telling everyone how “cool” it would have been if we didn’t lose. The south will rise again my ass. Texans have more pride and honor than you could ever dream. Have fun with whatever state your from, which I’m sure I could drive across in half a day.

      14 years ago at 11:49 am
    2. Jeh8579

      I’m sorry, was your state ever its own recognized county? Yeah, shut the hell up you fucking northern geed.

      14 years ago at 11:50 am
    3. fratasaurus_rex

      ACKRED, “sorry we never felt like seceding”

      Texans didn’t just fight for their right for freedom for shits and giggles. It was for the fight of basic freedoms and rights which were being deprived to them by the Mexican government. I’m extremely proud of what those brave men accomplished.

      “Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation
      in every sense of the word “

      14 years ago at 12:09 pm
    4. old line state

      “which i’m sure i could drive across in half a day” made me laugh pretty hard.

      14 years ago at 12:52 pm
    5. twinstarstate

      Texans don’t give a shit about non texans, go ahead and unite against us, well probably succeed anyways.

      14 years ago at 8:33 pm
  3. 3_9_1856

    Let’s face it, Texas is Tennessee’s bitch. All of Texas’s heroes are from TN: Davy Crockett, Sam Houston, James K. Polk, Andrew Jackson… There were more Tennessee at the Alamo than any other state. If it wasn’t for TN, TX would be speaking Spanish. You’re welcome.

    14 years ago at 11:19 am
    1. Fuckin Texas

      This is like saying “America is England’s bitch because all of your American Settlers are from England”. Think before you post. Pulling other state’s war heroes because they can’t wait to get to Texas. TFM

      14 years ago at 11:22 am
    2. texasfrat1

      your fucking retarded ive got nothing against tenesse but every one those heroes you mentioned can be quoted saying that texas is the greatest place they have been and a number of them died for texas

      14 years ago at 9:12 pm
  4. Old South Gentleman

    Honor the Texas flag
    I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas
    One and indivisible

    14 years ago at 11:21 am
    1. Jeh8579

      Honor the Texas flag
      I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas
      One state, under God,
      One and indivisible.

      14 years ago at 11:49 am
    2. RonFratSaladWhite

      As much as I disagree with it, some schools are taking out the “under God” so they don’t offend anyone. That may have been the way he learned it. They tried to do it at my high school and there was an uproar of pissed off students/parents

      14 years ago at 9:48 pm
  5. Texas 1848

    Amen brotha. Doin the same thing today with a lot of Shiner and a beautiful day. Cheers! (for the geeds bitchin, I already drank one for America too, did it back in July on the 4th)

    14 years ago at 11:34 am
  6. Republic of Texas

    God Bless Texas…I am a Texan living in Tennessee, no comparison. I will move back to Texas before I have kids, they will be born on Texas soil

    14 years ago at 11:37 am
    1. “Don’t mess with Texas” was started as an anti-littering campaign.

      So naturally, whenever I’m driving through that state I always throw my trash out the window onto your highways.

      Fuck Texas and your stupid slogan. That shithole state is my personal fucking trash can.

      14 years ago at 7:52 pm