Texas! Frat! Mason! Dixon! The South! SEC! Did I forget any of the other ridiculous southern prattle that comes out of your hick mouths? I prefer states that don’t have illegals crowded near your local Home Depot.
Why not? they make great servants, and you can pay them with a coupon to Popeyes or some cheap burrito joint…I’m glad my state doesn’t have liberals whining all the time…GO SEC and the South
Yea we’re all dumb hicks in Texas. We’re hicks that produce the oil and petroleum products for that range rover you don’t drive. We’re the hicks that have the essential other half of NASA’s facilities. We’re the hicks with a better economy than you. We’re the hicks that trace our roots back to the original cowboys that helped give America it’s attitude towards freedom. And we’re the hicks who choose to celebrate our independence from that God forsaken country known as Mexico and we like to pay our respects to the people who lost their lives in the process. Some Texans, including yours truly feel that is necessary to remember family members who died in that conflict and embrace freedom from tyranny, no matter where the geographical location may be, what the culture is or what the traditions are. Remember the Alamo and may God bless Texas.
the waters pure, the concrete dries quicker, pussy is always shaved, Texas semen is jet fuel, hot dogs longer, kool aid is stronger, drive thru liquor stores, no tickle fights, every truck is sold with a gun rack, bread raises faster…Happy Texas Independence Day!
Yea more people wish the Dallas Cowboys didnt play on Sundays, so we wouldnt have to sit through the agony of what they call “football” in Texas. It is Texas’s birthday, and they still SUCK!
Good one, “FratBro28.” Even in a bad year the Cowboys are the most valueable, highest rated team in the country, and play in a $1.2 billion stadium. And as everyone on this website knows, money is FaF.
“When William Barrettt Travis wrote in 1836 that he would never surrender and he would have Victory or Death, what he was really saying was that he and his men were forged of a hotter fire. They weren’t your average everyday men. Well, that is what it means to be a Texan. It meant it then, and that’s why it means it today. It means just what all those people North of the Red River accuse us of thinking it means. It means there’s no mountain that we can’t climb. It means that we can swim the Gulf in the winter. It means that Earl Campbell ran harder and Houston is bigger and Dallas is richer and Alpine is hotter and Stevie Ray was smoother and God vacations in Texas. It means that come Hell or high water, when the chips are down and the Good Lord is watching, we’re Texans by damned, and just like in 1836, that counts for something.”
-Oail Andrew “Bum” Phillips
Austin, despite all the liberals, is a very nice area, especially the Westlake area.
Houston is filled with GDIs, but then again, every large metroplex has it’s bad parts, good parts, and great parts (River Oaks, anybody?). Home of the cheapest labor, the best damn Mexican food, and the most beautiful sun-kissed women!
Up yours Texas is the best god damn state in the union. We should be our own nation. And Frat Worth is the best damn city in the nation Dallas can go suck one
Houston is full of GDIs? Get your fucking story straight. Houston has the oldest money in state, along with housing every oil company known to God’s green earth. I never saw a Dallas zip code as a TFM but I sure as hell saw 77024. Look it up.
Texas! Frat! Mason! Dixon! The South! SEC! Did I forget any of the other ridiculous southern prattle that comes out of your hick mouths? I prefer states that don’t have illegals crowded near your local Home Depot.
14 years ago at 11:48 amWhy not? they make great servants, and you can pay them with a coupon to Popeyes or some cheap burrito joint…I’m glad my state doesn’t have liberals whining all the time…GO SEC and the South
14 years ago at 12:01 pmBeta Date a Guy.
14 years ago at 12:15 pmYea we’re all dumb hicks in Texas. We’re hicks that produce the oil and petroleum products for that range rover you don’t drive. We’re the hicks that have the essential other half of NASA’s facilities. We’re the hicks with a better economy than you. We’re the hicks that trace our roots back to the original cowboys that helped give America it’s attitude towards freedom. And we’re the hicks who choose to celebrate our independence from that God forsaken country known as Mexico and we like to pay our respects to the people who lost their lives in the process. Some Texans, including yours truly feel that is necessary to remember family members who died in that conflict and embrace freedom from tyranny, no matter where the geographical location may be, what the culture is or what the traditions are. Remember the Alamo and may God bless Texas.
14 years ago at 12:19 pmAmen fellow Texan
14 years ago at 2:47 pmSummed up perfectly. HAIL!
14 years ago at 3:30 pmthe waters pure, the concrete dries quicker, pussy is always shaved, Texas semen is jet fuel, hot dogs longer, kool aid is stronger, drive thru liquor stores, no tickle fights, every truck is sold with a gun rack, bread raises faster…Happy Texas Independence Day!
14 years ago at 11:55 amFucking Texas!
14 years ago at 11:58 ambeer’s colder. hot dogs are longer. every bitch swallows. fuckin’ Texas!
14 years ago at 1:30 pmAint no queers in Texas. Know why? Cause we killed em all!
14 years ago at 1:47 pmBread rises faster in Texas. Our bakeries are fuckin shit hot!
14 years ago at 2:00 pmTexas Toast, may have heard of it, if you haven’t youre gay.
14 years ago at 3:41 pmWe dont fckin’ tickle fight in Texas neither, pillow fights are bullshit, unless they’re nude women.
14 years ago at 4:46 pm“Any other state is a shit stain on the underpants of the constitution!”
14 years ago at 10:17 pmTexas Marines dont have to learn arabic, we just beat the the shit out of them till they speak english. Fuckin’ Texas!
14 years ago at 11:21 pmHaving an entire year of history dedicated to Texas history in grade school. TFM
14 years ago at 12:20 pmTwo years, fourth and seventh.
14 years ago at 12:35 pmand having enough history to actually have 2 years worth of comprehension
14 years ago at 12:37 pmThank you for making my argument stronger, gentlemen.
14 years ago at 12:48 pmPretty sure we had the same thing in South Carolina. I think all states do that. Don’t get excited Texas.
14 years ago at 5:20 pmAll southern states do. I’ve lived in South Carolina, Georgia, Texas and then Michigan. It’s a whole different world up there..
14 years ago at 11:29 pmHome of 57 Fortune 500 Companies, 3 U.S. Presidents, the Dallas Cowboys and the birthplace of the most decorated soldier to serve his country in WWII.
Happy Birthday Texas.
14 years ago at 12:26 pmYea more people wish the Dallas Cowboys didnt play on Sundays, so we wouldnt have to sit through the agony of what they call “football” in Texas. It is Texas’s birthday, and they still SUCK!
14 years ago at 2:52 pmGood one, “FratBro28.” Even in a bad year the Cowboys are the most valueable, highest rated team in the country, and play in a $1.2 billion stadium. And as everyone on this website knows, money is FaF.
14 years ago at 3:13 pmAlso, 1/4 of all NFL merchandise sold in 2010 had a Cowboys logo on it. Check it bitch.
14 years ago at 3:28 pmThe stars at night are big and bright.
14 years ago at 12:28 pmDeep in the heart of TEXAS!!!!!
“When William Barrettt Travis wrote in 1836 that he would never surrender and he would have Victory or Death, what he was really saying was that he and his men were forged of a hotter fire. They weren’t your average everyday men. Well, that is what it means to be a Texan. It meant it then, and that’s why it means it today. It means just what all those people North of the Red River accuse us of thinking it means. It means there’s no mountain that we can’t climb. It means that we can swim the Gulf in the winter. It means that Earl Campbell ran harder and Houston is bigger and Dallas is richer and Alpine is hotter and Stevie Ray was smoother and God vacations in Texas. It means that come Hell or high water, when the chips are down and the Good Lord is watching, we’re Texans by damned, and just like in 1836, that counts for something.”
14 years ago at 12:38 pm-Oail Andrew “Bum” Phillips
God bless this wonderful state we live in.
14 years ago at 12:48 pm“You can go to hell, I’ll go to Texas”
14 years ago at 12:39 pm-Davy Crocket. TFM
amen
14 years ago at 3:43 pmBesides Dallas, Texas is one shitty ass state
14 years ago at 1:01 pmAustin, despite all the liberals, is a very nice area, especially the Westlake area.
14 years ago at 1:42 pmHouston is filled with GDIs, but then again, every large metroplex has it’s bad parts, good parts, and great parts (River Oaks, anybody?). Home of the cheapest labor, the best damn Mexican food, and the most beautiful sun-kissed women!
Up yours Texas is the best god damn state in the union. We should be our own nation. And Frat Worth is the best damn city in the nation Dallas can go suck one
14 years ago at 1:45 pmFrat Worth? You mean Fort Worth? Tryin a bit to hard bud.
14 years ago at 1:59 pmdallas is a piece of shit
14 years ago at 3:51 pmHouston is full of GDIs? Get your fucking story straight. Houston has the oldest money in state, along with housing every oil company known to God’s green earth. I never saw a Dallas zip code as a TFM but I sure as hell saw 77024. Look it up.
14 years ago at 4:10 pm77024. Truth.
14 years ago at 4:16 pmDespite Austin being full of GDIs the Westlake and Lake Travis areas are FaF
14 years ago at 5:12 pm“Yes I do carry myself with a certain swagger. In Texas, we call that walking.”
George W. Bush
14 years ago at 1:04 pmCOME AND TAKE IT.
14 years ago at 1:29 pm