“So omg get this I was at chilis when the waiter brought over merlot my daddy was all like, “Oh this is the wrong bottle can I get the cabernet?” Then he went on to order TWO MORE BOTTLES after such terrible servce (sic)!!! Isn’t that crazy?!?! Omg I was like this is such a total frat move!!! I’m gonna post it on tumblr and tfm right away, people are gonna die laughing at this!!!”
I’m in a fraternity, and I haze pledges, not random people providing services for me. TFM
14 years ago at 3:18 pm^ https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/78958
14 years ago at 5:12 pmFranzia comes in bottles now…slap the bottle?
14 years ago at 6:52 pmTelling fake pointless stories about your dads makes you such a frat star man! Yeah!
14 years ago at 9:18 pmWow! Don’t stop there! What happened next?!
14 years ago at 10:05 pmObviously W. Came by the table to chat with his dad for a little bit
14 years ago at 12:28 amThe real story:
“So omg get this I was at chilis when the waiter brought over merlot my daddy was all like, “Oh this is the wrong bottle can I get the cabernet?” Then he went on to order TWO MORE BOTTLES after such terrible servce (sic)!!! Isn’t that crazy?!?! Omg I was like this is such a total frat move!!! I’m gonna post it on tumblr and tfm right away, people are gonna die laughing at this!!!”
14 years ago at 1:11 amwhat?
14 years ago at 9:09 amWhatever pussy
14 years ago at 10:16 amHow is this not a Fail Friday?
14 years ago at 12:13 pm