Too drunk to stand up and offer up last seat at bar to sorostitute. Made her sit on my lap, and stole her drink. Southern chivalry lives. TFM.

  1. TSM Props

    As much a a douche move as that could be seen as. I am all for chivalry not being dead in at least some sense of the word.

    14 years ago at 11:18 am
  2. Holy BRO-ler

    “Making” a woman sit on your lap and stealing her drink are not, sir, the marks of any kind of chivalry– especially Southern. Being such a fine specimen of Fratstar that she wants to sit on your lap, that’s TFM.

    14 years ago at 11:52 am