Bearded Ginger Buys Rare Watch For $5.99 At Goodwill, Sells It For $35,000

Some lucky, ginger bastard in Phoenix bought a 1959 Jaeger-LeCoultre driving watch for $5.99 at Goodwill and sold it for $35k. For those of you that aren’t good at math, that’s a profit of $34,994.01.
“Sometimes they just miss it, they don’t know,” said Zach Norris, the lucky ginger. “It’s not a very fancy-looking piece. You have to know what it is.”
Apparently only 900 of these things were made, which begs the question, who the fuck donates a watch that valuable to Goodwill? Dropping off a trash bag filled with old rush t-shirts is one thing, but a $35,000 watch? I’d rather toss a timepiece that valuable into the ocean like Rose in Titanic than donate it to fucking Goodwill, but maybe I’m biased from the hundreds of hours of community service I’ve done in that hellhole.
Norris said he was hesitant to even hand the watch to the woman working the cash register.
“I didn’t even want to give it to her to scan,” Norris said. “I was like, you can scan it in my hand if you want to. I just didn’t want to let it go.”
Good on Norris for recognizing the value of the piece, and bad on the Goodwill employee, or, more realistically, community service worker, that carelessly slapped a $5.99 price tag on a $35,000 watch made in 1959.
“I’ve found some stuff in the past that I have been really excited about and stoked, but this is one of those things you’re like, one day, one day it will happen, and it happened for me,” Norris said.
You can watch a video of this lucky son of a bitch being interviewed here.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m headed to Goodwill..
With no soul something had to go right for him in life
11 years ago at 5:18 pmWhat probably happened is the owner died and their family members were cleaning out his/her house and didn’t think anything of the watch. Put it in a bag to goodwill.
11 years ago at 5:28 pmYou come up with that all on your own, boss?
11 years ago at 5:36 pmWell clearly bolen didn’t connect the dots
11 years ago at 7:04 pmJohn Madden over here with another great commentary
11 years ago at 6:07 pmlmao
11 years ago at 11:05 pmThe only time being a hipster has ever paid off.
11 years ago at 6:05 pmIs he really that lucky? He is spending that money on getting married…
11 years ago at 6:22 pmZach Norris doesn’t find $35,000 watches at Goodwill, they find him
11 years ago at 6:27 pmshut up
11 years ago at 6:29 pmlmao I get. Chuck Norris is Frat.
11 years ago at 11:06 pmFuck you and zach norris
11 years ago at 7:07 pmDo you even have a job anymore
11 years ago at 7:16 pmGetting married? What a bitch. Buy some coke and throw a Bilzerian-style rager. Make some fucking memories.
11 years ago at 6:52 pmBolen trying to write is like an NFL team owner trying to call plays.
11 years ago at 7:15 pmOne time I found a great pair of shorts at the local thrift store. It was surprisingly utilitarian, really sturdy construction, lots of buttons and zippers, and huge pockets so I could store all of my stuff. After looking through the rest of the bins, I found several more pairs and asked myself why I would wear anything like Chubbies if I could just wear something far more useful. I’m considering collecting this kind of shorts, and I’ll sell them to you guys for a really small markup (I’m a business major so I know how to handle these things), probably 8 bucks per pair.
What does everyone think?
11 years ago at 7:32 pmTry less you fucking goober.
11 years ago at 7:42 pmPlease refer me to single women
11 years ago at 8:00 pmSick selfie, bro. Now please leave. And chubbies are gay as shit. Almost as gay as cargoes.
11 years ago at 9:13 pmThanks bro, a lot of girls refer to me as a solid 8/10
11 years ago at 9:28 pmPledge…quit taking selfies. You’re humiliating men everywhere.
11 years ago at 10:07 pmI think it is pretty obvious the kids trolling
11 years ago at 9:30 pmDear W R Bolen,
11 years ago at 9:26 pmHow the fuck are you still a writer?
Sincerely,
A concerned Frockerton
Arbitrage, TFM.
11 years ago at 9:02 am