Beer Pong Game Ends In Shooting At House Party In Texas
No one likes losing in beer pong, so it goes without saying that games can get a little heated.
From The Smoking Gun:
Liberty County Sheriff Deputy Stephanie Walden responded to the call at approximately 1:20am this morning where several witnesses told Dep. Walden that five men from the Cleveland [TX] area who had been attending this rather large part became upset about losing at a game being played in the backyard of the residence and begun running from the home and firing wildly back at the crowd of party goers.
Deputies identified the suspects as Decoris “Red” Rucker, 24, and Chris “Crazy Chris” Hackett.
Here’s a hint: don’t play beer pong against a guy named Crazy Chris. Did these guys take the L a little overboard? Quite possibly. But we don’t know what they were dealing with. Were their opponents toeing the elbows line so much that they were practically dunking it and then claiming it was in line with the house rules? The house rules guys are the real assholes when it comes to beer pong. They’ll create rules as the game goes on just so they can win. They’re the absolute worst kind of people.
Thankfully, no serious injuries were suffered by the party goers. Two people went to the hospital with wounds to their legs, but they were in stable condition.
What a bunch of bitch asses, though. Just fleeing the scene and firing back wildly? Then again, can you expect much from a guy named Crazy Chris? Red sounds like an upstanding citizen himself, with a record that includes assault, several felony narcotics counts, burglary, and weapons. Maybe if they could actually sink a few shots, they wouldn’t get their panties in a wad whenever they lose. It’s only a game, Crazy Chris. .
[via The Smoking Gun]
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11 years ago at 10:55 am
11 years ago at 10:57 am“Red” was just upset cause his name is so close to Darius Rucker..
11 years ago at 10:58 amI’m all for concealed carry, but THIS is why you don’t carry a fucking firearm when you’re wasted.
11 years ago at 11:02 amI highly doubt they even know what concealed carry means let alone got taught how to do it.
11 years ago at 12:49 pm“Crazy Chris” probably wasn’t guarding his drink like a fucking noob.
11 years ago at 11:02 amDid he at least get a redemption shot back?
11 years ago at 11:16 amI’ll save someone the effort- Swing and a miss
11 years ago at 11:49 amSlow clap for Boulevard forming his own opinion in an article
11 years ago at 11:22 amWell, that escalated quickly.
11 years ago at 11:35 am“Firing wildly at the crowd”: describing the scene and their beer pong game itself.
11 years ago at 12:10 pmIn my experience, most people that suck at beer pong are people that suck in general. I’m going to assume that’s the case here.
11 years ago at 2:50 pm