Your floral printed shirt that’s too small, junk gripping khakis, douche-cut, and the way you hold your can like you’re gently fondling your uncle’s balls say the opposite of American.
I’m in Paris right now too. 90% sure I saw this fucking clown yesterday at the top of the Eiffel Tower complaining to his mother how cold it was up there.
Your floral printed shirt that’s too small, junk gripping khakis, douche-cut, and the way you hold your can like you’re gently fondling your uncle’s balls say the opposite of American.
11 years ago at 3:16 pmYou put way too much thought into what this dude is doing. Just let the man frat over seas, god damn.
11 years ago at 8:27 amHow do you think he got the money to get there?
11 years ago at 11:47 amIs that the Eiffel Tower, or leaning tower of piza?
11 years ago at 3:20 pmFuck you, your bullshit haircut, and your hipster clothes.
11 years ago at 3:30 pmThe only tfm I see is that dad sleeping on his day out the with family.
11 years ago at 3:44 pm$100 says thats not even a beer
11 years ago at 4:02 pmYou’re on.
11 years ago at 4:32 pmTgeedM
11 years ago at 9:51 pmPeople like you is what is ruining greek life. Well that and Rowdy Gentlemen.
11 years ago at 1:05 am“It would be so frat if you shotgunned your diet coke”
11 years ago at 6:02 amNice shirt does it come in your size?
11 years ago at 7:22 amI’m in Paris right now too. 90% sure I saw this fucking clown yesterday at the top of the Eiffel Tower complaining to his mother how cold it was up there.
11 years ago at 5:01 pm