Out of all the shitty “being out of shape/dad bod” posts there have ever been on the wall, this has to be the laziest one of them all. By these standards the guy who served me my McDonald’s breakfast this morning is frat. Fuck.
Hey now, you can treat yourself to a bacon egg and cheese McGriddle every now and then and still stay in decent shape. Sorry I’m not a clean-eating Crossfit douche.
Shut up
9 years ago at 4:56 pmTFatM?
9 years ago at 5:18 pmOut of all the shitty “being out of shape/dad bod” posts there have ever been on the wall, this has to be the laziest one of them all. By these standards the guy who served me my McDonald’s breakfast this morning is frat. Fuck.
9 years ago at 6:16 pmThe fact you had McDonald’s for breakfast means this probably applies to you too.
9 years ago at 7:54 pmNot so fast. Have you ever had their hot cakes? Unreal.
9 years ago at 10:39 amSlap some butter on ’em and you got yourself a meal.
9 years ago at 12:06 pmHey now, you can treat yourself to a bacon egg and cheese McGriddle every now and then and still stay in decent shape. Sorry I’m not a clean-eating Crossfit douche.
9 years ago at 1:05 pmHell, I love McD’s breakfast. I could also stand to lose 5 or 10 pounds. Gotta go with the McMuffin though. Egg is a lot better.
9 years ago at 1:40 amThere is nothing cool or frat about being out of shape. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing but it’s a lot more respectable to take care of your body.
9 years ago at 6:40 pmBeing “he could lose a few pounds” jacked. TFM
9 years ago at 9:01 pmFuck off
9 years ago at 12:44 pmTpikeM
9 years ago at 1:31 pmYou could lose weight by shooting yourself in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun
9 years ago at 10:02 pmA little drastic, don’t you think?
9 years ago at 10:05 pmYou have an account dedicated to a man’s hairline, let that sink in.
9 years ago at 1:41 amGod daMNIT STOP THIS
9 years ago at 12:02 amDid you whisper the first part of that?
9 years ago at 9:46 am