Ever hear the story about the taxi driver and the priest? Priest gets some nice stuff when he gets to heaven. Taxi driver gets a mansion, beautiful women, etc. Priest goes, “what the hell St Peter? Why does he get better stuff?” St Peter says, “well, when you did your job, you put everybody to sleep. When he did his job, he made everybody pray.”
This is actually pretty solid.
9 years ago at 9:17 pmRelevant username
9 years ago at 10:40 pmyes, it’s like I’m doing the lords work honestly. sending hoes with no morals to him
9 years ago at 1:06 amI’m practically helping him
9 years ago at 1:07 amEver hear the story about the taxi driver and the priest? Priest gets some nice stuff when he gets to heaven. Taxi driver gets a mansion, beautiful women, etc. Priest goes, “what the hell St Peter? Why does he get better stuff?” St Peter says, “well, when you did your job, you put everybody to sleep. When he did his job, he made everybody pray.”
9 years ago at 5:01 amI hope both of you die at a very early age.
9 years ago at 8:23 am