What's the big deal about this royal wedding? Didn't we fight a war so we didn't have to deal with this gay shit? TFM.

  1. rooster cogburn

    no shit this is nauseating, apparently that royal(pun very much fucking intended) ass kicking we bestowed upon those limey cocksuckers in the name of freedom from tyranny has taught them nothing considering English taxpayers will be partially paying for the wedding.

    15 years ago at 2:34 pm
  2. Southern Tau

    Ya being you can be rich, good looking, and royal all you want, but if your not American then you’re NF.

    15 years ago at 2:47 pm
    1. Year Around Frat

      Something about being the heir to the most prestigious throne in the world sounds better than being fratty. Since I am not british royalty, I will settle on being Greek.

      15 years ago at 3:20 pm
    2. ballball

      Are you serious? Dude you’re a moron. Do you think he has to pretend to listen to IFC or go on social probation? No. He’s a prince of one of the most powerful countries in the world.

      15 years ago at 9:14 pm
    3. prettyinlillyxox

      Not disagreeing that being the Prince of England > being a fratstar, but ballball, he might be Prince of one of the most powerful countries of the world but he himself has 0 political power. He cannot do anything partisan, and his entire executive authority effectively comes from Parliament … and I somehow managed to learn all of this from the kitchen.

      15 years ago at 1:04 am
    4. ballball

      Yeah, wi-fi stretches all the way to the kitchen now. Invented by men. You are welcome.

      15 years ago at 1:54 am
  3. btfu

    Fighting a war so we can choose whether or not we want to pay attention to the wedding, then choosing not to pay attention. TFM

    15 years ago at 3:53 pm
  4. Frat E. Lee

    Kicking England’s ass in two wars, then kicking their ass in the Battle of New Orleans after the War of 1812 was already over. TFM.

    15 years ago at 4:27 pm
  5. Fratador Owner

    I’m pretty sure I’d bid William. He’s a descendant of William the Conqueror, Alfred the Great, Henry VIII, most other Kings of England, Scotland, France, Denmark, Sweden, Prussia, Russia, and is a distant cousin of Winston Churchill. His family owns a pretty badass country estate is Scotland and the most remarkable collection of jewelry in the world. He may not be American or a Greek, but that is FAF.

    Also George III may have lost the revolutionary war and the war of 1812, but he put tobacco on the map which, apart from being awesome, partially fueled the early southern economy. FAF.

    15 years ago at 5:23 pm
    1. ballball

      The gay shit is all the decorations and press coverage, sweetheart. Stick to cupcakes.

      15 years ago at 9:08 pm