Beware Texas State: There Is A Junk Fondler On The Loose Around Campus
Attention, ladies of Texas State: be on the lookout for a white guy, roughly 5’8″ to 5’11”, possibly in his mid-fifties (maybe mid-thirties to early forties depending on which report you go by). No, I’m not trying to play matchmaker and hook you up with an upstanding older gentleman. I’m trying to warn you to steer clear of him. This man is out there fondling his junk in public for all the ladies of Texas State. He hasn’t done it just once, not twice, but THREE times.
University officials sent out the following three emails to students warning them of the perv on the loose.
What kind of monster does this? That bench is forever unclean. Texas State might as well set it on fire and build a new bench because no one should have to sit on the bench that this man defiled.
There’s no time of the day that the girls are safe, either. He’ll expose himself in the afternoon, the evening, and at night. For all the Bobcats out there, keep your head on a swivel. If you see this man, turn, and run before calling the police to report him. According to KXAN, he is still on the loose.
Police were unable to find anyone who matched the description when they searched the area.
Don’t be the guy who’s going around just showing his crank all willy-nilly. It’s a bad look all around..
[via KXAN]
Image via YouTube




Fucking with the beautiful girls of San Marcos, because you can’t get layed.. NF
11 years ago at 10:41 amIf you’re going to use the name of a legend as your username, try not to sound like a total dipshit when you type.
11 years ago at 10:45 amThe only thing said was dont fuck with San Marcos women. If you can’t agree with that you can find me in person at the retreat near Texas State
11 years ago at 10:58 amHaving a dick swinging contest on the internet then offering to fight. THSM
11 years ago at 11:03 amCall it whatever the fuck you want. The offers on the table
11 years ago at 11:07 amI think it’s time for the cowboy to ride away, and never come back…
11 years ago at 11:11 amyeah man i’m on my way to Texas. Why don’t your practice falling down i’ll be there in a minute
11 years ago at 11:12 amYeah I’ll “practice falling down”. Who says this shit
11 years ago at 12:20 pmJoe Dirt. Little before your time huh, I forgot the oldest movie high school kids have seen is Stepbrothers
11 years ago at 12:25 pmWho gives a fuck. I expected better out of a guy from Georgia, but I guess there have to be fucks in every state
11 years ago at 12:52 pmSince you haven’t taken the hint yet… shut the fuck up.
11 years ago at 1:36 pmMotion to blackball this dipshit
11 years ago at 2:00 pmSecond
11 years ago at 3:11 pmlaid*
11 years ago at 1:49 pmThis guy sounds like a total boner
11 years ago at 10:42 amIt’s Texas State after all…
11 years ago at 10:57 amthat doesn’t dismiss the fact that there is some old man casually wanking his Johnson all over campus.
11 years ago at 11:46 amhttp://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif
10 years ago at 3:22 pmDamn it Bacon! Go home!
11 years ago at 10:57 amBacon is considered white?
11 years ago at 11:03 amI hope one girl tasers his dick off
11 years ago at 10:59 amDammit, this is the second one here at TXST
11 years ago at 11:38 amOh I’m sorry, I thought this was America!?
11 years ago at 11:43 amIt is! No apologies necessary.
11 years ago at 7:54 amThanks a lot Bin Laden..
11 years ago at 11:44 amObama*
11 years ago at 8:35 am