Bid or No Bid: Steve “Easy Going” Spiros

Dillon Cheverere12 years ago

We’re going to kick off a new series called “Bid or No Bid?” The premise is self-explanatory, really. We present someone, list their characteristics, analyze them, then determine whether they are worthy of a bid.

Our first contestant is Steve “Easy Going” Spiros. He’s a God-fearing, sharply-dressed middle aged man that this young reporter from Fashion Studio 7 had the great pleasure of interviewing on the streets of Toronto. Here’s Steve:

Despite a startling case of mushbrain, my man Steve has all his ducks in a row. This is surprising because, as he reveals in the video, he “never went to school.” Could’ve fooled us, Steve.

Spiros apparently spends a lot of time in Waterloo. It’s unclear what or where Waterloo is (Waterloo, Iowa maybe?), but apparently everyone there thinks he’s a vampire. Ridiculous if you ask me. He then explains that the women in Waterloo show their tits and have short skirts, which explains why he vacations there regularly. Steve likes to get his stare on through his shades so they can’t see his eyes. We’ve all been there.

I can almost feel the bolstering pride all the way from Humberside as this interview progresses. Steve’s just killing it.

Easy Going Steve then goes Hulk Hogan on us and rips off his short sleeve button-down like a boss, in an overt, cocky “Yeah, guys, I fucking take care of business in the gym” display of manliness. Dude’s built like a prize fighter.

Verdict: BID

Do you have a candidate to nominate for a future installment of “Bid or No Bid?” If so, drop it in the comments.