Bieber Attempts To Skateboard In NYC, Eats Shit Down Concrete Stairs, Is Pathetic Loser

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Public enemy number one, Justin Bieber, is back with another pathetic, sorry excuse of a video to show off the little (nonexistent) athleticism the Canadian goober possesses. The Biebs did this before, lazily dribbling around some kid with the defensive prowess of James Harden, and when he threw some powerless punches with Floyd Mayweather, who no doubt held back his laughter throughout the entire training session.

Now we get this gem thrown our way.

Sweet ollie, brah (yeah, I played Tony Hawk too). This abortion of a video has one saving grace, and that’s around the 39 second mark. Give yourself a few second buffer beforehand as it is a flash of pure bliss that lasts only a mere half second. Way to fuck that up, TMZ. You give us a minute of this clown miserably failing, but only a split second of him eating pavement? You really let us down. I want to relish in my hate-fueled rage and see this kid fall on a timeless loop.

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  1. Dornos_Mother

    Everybody’s commenting on his dress but what the f*** is he doing with his hair for god’s sake???

    11 years ago at 5:29 pm
  2. Ihavefirmnipples

    Came here with a sliver of hope that severe bodily injury was inflicted upon Bieber, leaving disappointed.

    11 years ago at 5:33 pm
  3. Kyleortonfratgod

    He’s a nice guy! You don’t understand him, you don’t know his story

    11 years ago at 5:37 pm
  4. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Would’ve been a better use of that skateboard if somebody had broke it over his dome.

    11 years ago at 5:40 pm
  5. party_on_garth

    That stupid double fist pump after his “successful” run makes me so fucking angry.

    11 years ago at 5:50 pm