Bieber Attempts To Skateboard In NYC, Eats Shit Down Concrete Stairs, Is Pathetic Loser
Public enemy number one, Justin Bieber, is back with another pathetic, sorry excuse of a video to show off the little (nonexistent) athleticism the Canadian goober possesses. The Biebs did this before, lazily dribbling around some kid with the defensive prowess of James Harden, and when he threw some powerless punches with Floyd Mayweather, who no doubt held back his laughter throughout the entire training session.
Now we get this gem thrown our way.
Sweet ollie, brah (yeah, I played Tony Hawk too). This abortion of a video has one saving grace, and that’s around the 39 second mark. Give yourself a few second buffer beforehand as it is a flash of pure bliss that lasts only a mere half second. Way to fuck that up, TMZ. You give us a minute of this clown miserably failing, but only a split second of him eating pavement? You really let us down. I want to relish in my hate-fueled rage and see this kid fall on a timeless loop..
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Everybody’s commenting on his dress but what the f*** is he doing with his hair for god’s sake???
11 years ago at 5:29 pmyou liked his old ‘do better, didn’t you?
11 years ago at 12:08 amI was hoping this motherfucker landed on his balls
11 years ago at 5:31 pmWhat balls?
11 years ago at 5:48 pmWell whatever’s down there, I hope this shit never reproduces
11 years ago at 12:14 pmCame here with a sliver of hope that severe bodily injury was inflicted upon Bieber, leaving disappointed.
11 years ago at 5:33 pmHe’s a nice guy! You don’t understand him, you don’t know his story
11 years ago at 5:37 pmClassic Bills fan right here.
11 years ago at 7:01 pmI hope to god this is sarcasm
11 years ago at 7:25 pmthis completes my 2014
11 years ago at 5:39 pmWould’ve been a better use of that skateboard if somebody had broke it over his dome.
11 years ago at 5:40 pmThen with the splintered skateboard, inserted it up his ass
11 years ago at 6:12 pm#FreeShibbyPart3
11 years ago at 5:46 pm#FreeShibby
11 years ago at 6:12 pm#FreetheChampofFratmas
That stupid double fist pump after his “successful” run makes me so fucking angry.
11 years ago at 5:50 pmim pretty sure a 6 year old could do this
11 years ago at 5:55 pmHonestly think a flamethrower would complement his dress adequately.
11 years ago at 6:00 pm