Bieber Attempts To Skateboard In NYC, Eats Shit Down Concrete Stairs, Is Pathetic Loser

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Public enemy number one, Justin Bieber, is back with another pathetic, sorry excuse of a video to show off the little (nonexistent) athleticism the Canadian goober possesses. The Biebs did this before, lazily dribbling around some kid with the defensive prowess of James Harden, and when he threw some powerless punches with Floyd Mayweather, who no doubt held back his laughter throughout the entire training session.

Now we get this gem thrown our way.

Sweet ollie, brah (yeah, I played Tony Hawk too). This abortion of a video has one saving grace, and that’s around the 39 second mark. Give yourself a few second buffer beforehand as it is a flash of pure bliss that lasts only a mere half second. Way to fuck that up, TMZ. You give us a minute of this clown miserably failing, but only a split second of him eating pavement? You really let us down. I want to relish in my hate-fueled rage and see this kid fall on a timeless loop.

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  1. Its a TFM

    Why did Paul Walker have to die in a fiery car wreck and this shithead gets to keep living? There is no god.

    11 years ago at 6:11 pm
      1. Fratasaurus

        They could be implants, or they could be his high estrogen levels, but definitely not muscle. I bet he milks himself.

        11 years ago at 4:51 pm
  2. DubyaH

    I couldn’t decipher if that was actually Justin Beiber or if it was Miley Cyrus wearing a hat. Fuck him.

    11 years ago at 6:28 pm
  3. Perfect_Cell

    If there’s anything more annoying than a try hard celebrity like Bieber is his try hard entourage of wannabes …like the dude that’s filming encouraging, cause Biebs will give him a bacon flavored dog treat afterwords for being a good boy

    11 years ago at 7:29 pm